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re: Which POTUS would have been the best MMA fighter?

Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:41 pm to
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Lincoln was a wrestler
Sam Houston was president of Texas, and he rassled Injuns
Posted by TheIndulger
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:41 pm to
Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8 weighed a fricking ton
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:41 pm to
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And Abe Lincoln as my dark horse. Reach and big hands go a long way.


I don't know about this...Ultimately he proved he couldn't take a shot.
Posted by fouldeliverer
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:42 pm to
Teddy or Lincoln
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Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:43 pm to
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Franklin Mother fricking Pierce
he'd be too drunk -- "The hero of many a well fought bottle"
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:44 pm to
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Lincoln was a wrestler.


He rassled a "catch-as-catch-can" style which would look more like MMA to us than amateur or pro rasslin. Allegedly only lost once.
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 8:45 pm
Posted by robertLSU
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:45 pm to

For reference.

This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 8:46 pm
Posted by CapperVin
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by WestlakeTiger
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:45 pm to
Lincoln was tall as shite. That reach would have stung some faces.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:48 pm to
Surprised Andy Jackson isn't getting more votes

Killed lots of Injuns, Limeys, and fought plenty of duels
Posted by lsucoonass
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:49 pm to
I have my money on FDR he battled polio
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:49 pm to
Pretty sad we went from real men's men that fought in wars, split wood for rail ties, went on safari, and had real balls, to what has been leading this nation as of late.

Clinton= draft dodging rapist
Bush jr.= rode off his daddy
O dumb dumb= well I don't have the time
Trump= basically a real estate mogul





Dark days my friends
Posted by lsucoonass
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:50 pm to
Teddy Roosevelt learned boxing, wrestling, and I think jiu jitsu/judo from mitsu maeda, who I believe trained the Gracie family. This of course was labeled Gracie jiu jitsu
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:50 pm to
as Sheriff of Buffalo Grover Cleveland actually hanged 3 men

That's got to count for something
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:52 pm to
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Lincoln was a wrestler.


Not only a wrestler, a no holds barred frontier wrestler, which was the 19th century version of MMA. He was also between 6-3 and 6-6, depending on whose account you think is more credible.
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:54 pm to
It's Teddy Roosevelt, no question. He was a grappler and a champion boxer and while several other Presidents were badass, none of them were quite at TR's level.

LINK

quote:

Theodore Roosevelt’s opening line was hardly remarkable for a presidential campaign speech: “Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible.” His second line, however, was a bombshell. “I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.” Clearly, Roosevelt had buried the lede. The horrified audience in the Milwaukee Auditorium on October 14, 1912, gasped as the former president unbuttoned his vest to reveal his bloodstained shirt. “It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.” Only two days before, the editor-in-chief of The Outlook characterized Roosevelt as “an electric battery of inexhaustible energy,” and for the next 90 minutes the 53-year-old former president proved it. “I give you my word, I do not care a rap about being shot; not a rap,” he claimed. Few could doubt him. Although his voice weakened and his breath shortened, Roosevelt glared at his nervous aides whenever they begged him to stop speaking or positioned themselves around the podium to catch him if he collapsed. Only with the speech completed did he agree to visit the hospital.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:54 pm to
LIncoln was 6'4 and like 180 pounds, dude was a walking stick. He wouldn't get anywhere in MMA
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 8:55 pm
Posted by tigersbb
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:00 pm to
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Dark horse: Gerald Ford, former Michigan All American


Good choice- athletic, big and strong.

Nixon too, another former college football player.

Don't forget that long tall Texan W.
Posted by BowlJackson
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:08 pm to
Not one suggestion of Ulysses S. Grant yet?
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:12 pm to
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TR had asthma. Can't see him going 5 min rounds very well.
if you were alive when he was younger you could have seen it in person. He was a boxer since boyhood.

So yeah, I'm going with teddy.
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