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[quote]No but my mom got one from me last night[/quote] Remind me to stay the hell away from South Bend....

[quote]We just called them and they said "whoops, computer glitch. Sorry. No refund though"[/quote] Um, how is that legal? Are you at least getting a credit?...

[quote]used solely for these purposes[/quote] Name a single technology ever where this has been the case....

[quote]Congrats on living in a second world shithole with an Amazon distribution center.[/quote] A resident of fricking Los Angeles shitting on the Space Capital of America, folks....

Prime is half cost for EBT folks. Once again, the rest of us are paying more to subsidize the poor....

[quote]wouldn’t want any respiratory virus around my baby in the damn NICU dude.[/quote] The baby's already exposed. Depriving it of mother's care and nurturing will be more harmful than than good now....

[quote]Later that night she showered and washed her face with it.[/quote] Women are known to clean down there with those things. [quote]my wife and I laugh about 15 years later. [/quote] By chance does she have a 14 year old?...

Dude was lucky. Theres a not small contingent of cops that would have just seen a gun and started blasting, context be damned....

I don't know what that dark spot is above her arse but I want to perform a closer inspection on it. [img]https://i.ibb.co/gVDrMc4/314437452-670456544651825-8533076500299571361-n.jpg[/img]...

[quote]they still get more money?[/quote] Yeah but with an alimony to pay. You just don't get it until you've experienced it....

Welp, the men's team will flame out early now. Where's their incentive to play hard?...

[quote]Hopefully we elect strong leadership in the White House come 2024.[/quote] While we're wishing for things unlikely to happen, I'll take a billion dollars, a supermodel wife, and a prenup....

[quote]too bad that conspiracy is B.S.[/quote] Every day more information comes out linking to myocarditis and all manner of issues, but yeah - definitely BS....

I know mayors are always dealing with everybody's shite but I didn't think anyone took it literally....

Egyptian rat screw....

[quote]Give her the presents of time and attention.[/quote] Sooo, a watch and verified Twitter account?...

Tells you the quality of pussy that the men involved resorted to inventing devices to do the job....

[quote]How do you think they learn to go directly to jail without passing go?[/quote] I think the more pertinent lesson is to pay $50 and get out quickly....

[quote]My wife is 2 years out from covid and still has virtually no smell[/quote] Not even when ovulating?...

Because crypto funnels money to the Dems....