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re: Where’s the family board?
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:45 pm to HoustonChick86
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:45 pm to HoustonChick86
quote:its good he has a hobby
The kid does love to pick his nose, as much as we request he doesn't.
he's a good kid, he'll be fine if he doesnt listen to the dogs
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:46 pm to mikelbr
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1. Learn to swaddle that little fricker so snug they can't lift their arms(they actually like that b/c it reminds them of womb).
2. Toss out every button-up onesie. Replace them with easy zip-up onesies. Trust me.
#1 is what you should do for the next few weeks. It can't be overstated how much being a proficient swaddler will help you.
#2 is a good start, but magnets are even better.
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:47 pm to CaliTigerHB
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Any advice for a first time father?
Be rich…. It’s much easier to raise kids if you have money.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:54 pm to CaliTigerHB
Reddit where your mom has nudes
Did I do that right
Did I do that right
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:56 pm to CaliTigerHB
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Any advice for a first time father?
Get a paternity test.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:09 pm to OWLFAN86
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he's a good kid, he'll be fine if he doesnt listen to the dogs
He told me before he went to bed tonight to make sure the dogs don't fight, and then if they do I need to tell them to stop.
My dogs have never fought in the last 10 years, so don't know where that came from.

Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:14 pm to When in Rome
quote:This.
being a parent is the best thing I’ve personally ever experienced.
Enjoy the ride.
Keep a journal, just taking pics doesn’t capture the complete scene.
Be her hero. You owe her for her carrying your kid.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:18 pm to adavis
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Be patient with her and don’t try to rush sex, even if it has been six weeks.
This cannot be stressed enough. Have a 6 month old now and I thought I’d be swimming in the poon come 6 weeks. It’s been 6 months. Breastfeeding didn’t work with the first one but with this time it took and her body belongs to the baby and not me.
Dr said her libido won’t truly come back until she’s done breastfeeding. Proud owner of a fleshlight now.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:33 pm to CaliTigerHB
If it's a boy, figure out if he is a lefty or righty early. Make him use the other hand constantly. Cover his left eye as long as possible to make him right eye dominant. Teach him to play first base and start your own travel ball team now..... Profit!
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:35 pm to CaliTigerHB
Babies don’t need half of what you’re told that they need.
Congratulations … and help your wife when you can. Parenthood is hard but so rewarding.
Congratulations … and help your wife when you can. Parenthood is hard but so rewarding.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:47 pm to CaliTigerHB
Probably don't overthink too much and rely on instincts when in doubt. And patience.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:51 pm to OWLFAN86
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he's a good kid, he'll be fine if he doesnt listen to the dogs
Son of Sam agrees
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:53 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Son of Sam agrees
Lol.
I did a whole presentation in high school on him.
I'm not a weirdo.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:05 pm to HoustonChick86
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I'm not a weirdo.

Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:06 pm to HoustonChick86
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Then he went to visit his grandparents for 2 weeks and came home fully potty trained.

Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:10 pm to Sun God
Man that's the way to go. We didn't ask them to potty train, it just naturally happened. It was perfect.
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:10 pm to CaliTigerHB
Congratulations
I walked in on our 3 year old cleaning her little chalkboard off with her tongue earlier
My kids are super smart
I walked in on our 3 year old cleaning her little chalkboard off with her tongue earlier
My kids are super smart
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:14 pm to HoustonChick86
Peer pressure doesn’t always lead to positive outcomes but when it comes to shitting on a toilet it’s undefeated
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