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Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:45 pm to
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The kid does love to pick his nose, as much as we request he doesn't.


its good he has a hobby



he's a good kid, he'll be fine if he doesnt listen to the dogs
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83648 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:46 pm to
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1. Learn to swaddle that little fricker so snug they can't lift their arms(they actually like that b/c it reminds them of womb).

2. Toss out every button-up onesie. Replace them with easy zip-up onesies. Trust me.


#1 is what you should do for the next few weeks. It can't be overstated how much being a proficient swaddler will help you.

#2 is a good start, but magnets are even better.
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 7:48 pm
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16923 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:47 pm to
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Any advice for a first time father?


Be rich…. It’s much easier to raise kids if you have money.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18912 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:54 pm to
Reddit where your mom has nudes


Did I do that right
Posted by Whataburger
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Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 7/7/22 at 7:56 pm to
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Any advice for a first time father?


Get a paternity test.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Member since Dec 2009
58881 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:09 pm to
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he's a good kid, he'll be fine if he doesnt listen to the dogs

He told me before he went to bed tonight to make sure the dogs don't fight, and then if they do I need to tell them to stop.

My dogs have never fought in the last 10 years, so don't know where that came from.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:14 pm to
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being a parent is the best thing I’ve personally ever experienced.
This.

Enjoy the ride.

Keep a journal, just taking pics doesn’t capture the complete scene.

Be her hero. You owe her for her carrying your kid.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189363 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:17 pm to
thats actually sweet
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2071 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:18 pm to
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Be patient with her and don’t try to rush sex, even if it has been six weeks.


This cannot be stressed enough. Have a 6 month old now and I thought I’d be swimming in the poon come 6 weeks. It’s been 6 months. Breastfeeding didn’t work with the first one but with this time it took and her body belongs to the baby and not me.
Dr said her libido won’t truly come back until she’s done breastfeeding. Proud owner of a fleshlight now.
Posted by mulletproof
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Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:33 pm to
If it's a boy, figure out if he is a lefty or righty early. Make him use the other hand constantly. Cover his left eye as long as possible to make him right eye dominant. Teach him to play first base and start your own travel ball team now..... Profit!
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 8:35 pm
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
39263 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:35 pm to
Babies don’t need half of what you’re told that they need.

Congratulations … and help your wife when you can. Parenthood is hard but so rewarding.
Posted by Barbellthor
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Member since Aug 2015
9589 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:47 pm to
Probably don't overthink too much and rely on instincts when in doubt. And patience.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:51 pm to
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he's a good kid, he'll be fine if he doesnt listen to the dogs

Son of Sam agrees
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
40492 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:52 pm to
Grats on the sex
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
58881 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 8:53 pm to
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Son of Sam agrees

Lol.

I did a whole presentation in high school on him.

I'm not a weirdo.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
189363 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:05 pm to
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I'm not a weirdo.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46880 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:06 pm to
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Then he went to visit his grandparents for 2 weeks and came home fully potty trained.


Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
58881 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:10 pm to
Man that's the way to go. We didn't ask them to potty train, it just naturally happened. It was perfect.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85118 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:10 pm to
Congratulations

I walked in on our 3 year old cleaning her little chalkboard off with her tongue earlier

My kids are super smart

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46880 posts
Posted on 7/7/22 at 9:14 pm to
Peer pressure doesn’t always lead to positive outcomes but when it comes to shitting on a toilet it’s undefeated
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