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re: When was the last time you crapped your pants ? Mine was about 30 minutes ago.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:56 am to The Torch
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:56 am to The Torch
Walking the dog. About six blocks from home. Not sure what I had eaten, but it came on fast.
No amount of clinching helped. Managed to get behind some dirt piles next to a ball park. Used briefs to get rid of the worst of the splashage.
My dog was very confused, but also empathetic. He shat next to me sympathetically.
No amount of clinching helped. Managed to get behind some dirt piles next to a ball park. Used briefs to get rid of the worst of the splashage.
My dog was very confused, but also empathetic. He shat next to me sympathetically.
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Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:57 am to whitetiger1234
quote:
Never trust a fart.
I disagree. Life is about taking risks. Some farts are a gamble - most are not. This has been a truism for some time:
A fool avoids a fart because of a prior shart.
-Confucius (470 BC)
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:08 am to The Torch
Got food poisoning a few weeks ago and sharted in the bed.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:10 am to tiganation337
quote:of course
u mean yet..
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:18 am to tigerfoot
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:19 am to JudgeHolden
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My dog was very confused, but also empathetic. He shat next to me sympathetically.
14/10 very good boy
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:29 am to The Torch
Pant shitter
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:31 am to The Torch
Bout a year ago after a night of drinking a lot of bourbon.
Ate Mexican for lunch. Headed home. Had to fart.
Was not a fart.
Ate Mexican for lunch. Headed home. Had to fart.
Was not a fart.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:38 am to tigerfoot
quote:I didn't even know adults pooping themselves so often was a thing.
I have never full on shite my pants as an adult.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 12:13 pm to TheHarahanian
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TheHarahanian
quote:
You're a youngster.
Get your diet under control.
GFY and your assumptions.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 12:16 pm to tigerfoot
quote:This, I have no memory of ever shatting my self.
I have never full on shite my pants as an adult.
Maybe something to look forward to, a new Hot Lunch thray?
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:29 pm to The Torch
quote:
When was the last time you crapped your pants ? Mine was about 30 minutes ago.
There’s certain things a man should never do. One of those things is voluntarily admitting he’s shite his pants.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:50 pm to The Torch
I was flying back to NO from LAX and had been boozing and ate a small snack at the airport. Poor choice on a 3.5 hour flight. 15 minutes into the flight, i have bubble guts, arse and body sweating. I have never and vow to never shite on the plane and I somehow managed to hold that vow. I somehow clinched so tight, I held it until i got home and unleashed the worst case of butt mud i've ever had. The relief was beyond any sex i've ever had.
A friend in college thought it would be humorous to shite in a brown paper bag, write "lunch" on it, and put it on the roof of my car. Per the play by play story being told later to me, he put the brown paper bag in the tub and hung arse over the tub to shite in the bag. He underestimated the texture and began a stream of diarrhea all over his tub. He proceeded to swing his arse to the toilet which only made things worse because he shite all over his shoes, the floor, and toilet seat before sitting on said seat to finish his shite. I am 100% certain karma was in play that day.
A friend in college thought it would be humorous to shite in a brown paper bag, write "lunch" on it, and put it on the roof of my car. Per the play by play story being told later to me, he put the brown paper bag in the tub and hung arse over the tub to shite in the bag. He underestimated the texture and began a stream of diarrhea all over his tub. He proceeded to swing his arse to the toilet which only made things worse because he shite all over his shoes, the floor, and toilet seat before sitting on said seat to finish his shite. I am 100% certain karma was in play that day.
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:54 pm to The Torch
Skid marks are pretty much daily at this point but a full on pant shitting is a special occasion
Posted on 4/11/19 at 1:55 pm to cberni1
About a week ago for me unfortunately. Was standing at the urinal, about to take a piss, and somehow my bowels got a little confused. As I valiantly fought it with all my might, a little squirted out. Pretty much ruined my day - funny how that works.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:17 pm to The Torch
Mardi Gras a few years ago. Went into someones backyard on Marango and ditched my boxers after using them to wipe
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:41 pm to Ed Osteen
This thread is amazing and disgusting and disturbing. I cannot believe some many of you have shite your pants as adults.
ETA:
3 years old maybe? I don't have actual memories of crapping in my pants. Disgusting motherfrickers.
ETA:
quote:
When was the last time you crapped your pants ?
3 years old maybe? I don't have actual memories of crapping in my pants. Disgusting motherfrickers.
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:44 pm to Darth_Vader
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One of those things is voluntarily admitting he’s shite his pants.
my uncle said that they did that on Iwo, if they had anything built up that would exit, had no choice
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:48 pm to The Torch
Was on the road and felt an eruption on the intestine area. Flew off the interstate and parked at a McDonald’s. Ran in and it came. I threw my underwear away. And there was a man with his kid in there. Not my proudest moment
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:41 pm to The Torch
It’s never happened as an adult completely but I’m not gonna laugh because I know my day is coming
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