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Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:05 am to The Torch
Never a complete dump but definitely some seepage. I was at my wife’s parents house. Her dad gave me a pair of drawers and shorts.
It happens.
It happens.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:07 am to The Torch
Hangover farts are the worst.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:11 am to The Torch
Not too long ago I was coming home and driving through the neighborhood in an area with a 25 mph speed limit.
Someone was riding my arse and eventually turned down their street.
I got on the neighborhood facebook page and said the following:
Attention driver of that fine looking new Infini q60. I hope you got home before crapping your pants in your new car.
Someone was riding my arse and eventually turned down their street.
I got on the neighborhood facebook page and said the following:
Attention driver of that fine looking new Infini q60. I hope you got home before crapping your pants in your new car.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:16 am to Larry Gooseman
quote:You shite your pants regularly for 3 years? Did you wear some type of diaper?
Full on shite my pants 3 years in a row for that stretch.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:18 am to The Torch
My wife sharted her pants on one of our first dates. She was wearing some tight leather/pleather pants and tried to sneak one out getting into my truck after dinner. As she’s getting in the truck she holds her arse off the seat and said “I just shite myself, bring me home!” 
I laughed my arse off. She kept saying “don’t look at me” She jumped in the shower with all of her clothes on when we got home. She was mortified to say the least.
I laughed my arse off. She kept saying “don’t look at me” She jumped in the shower with all of her clothes on when we got home. She was mortified to say the least. 
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:21 am to whit
quote:
My wife sharted her pants on one of our first dates
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:22 am to The Torch
Thanks, "Oops I crapped my pants!"
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:23 am to whit
She must be a very solid girl. I could not have gotten over that , lol.
Edit- maybe solid was the wrong word for this thread.
Edit- maybe solid was the wrong word for this thread.
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 9:24 am
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:24 am to whit
quote:
She was mortified to say the least.
well, that's one way to fast forward through several steps of dating/relationship protocol
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 9:27 am
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:24 am to The Torch
Badly mistrusted a fart at an LSU tailgate about 10 years ago. Thankfully didnt make it out of my drawers and had to go comando the rest of the day. Its a bad feeling running for cover praying you dont have shite showing on your pants when you are that far away from your house or truck and surrounded by people.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:32 am to Lsupimp
quote:She turned a shitty situation into a fricking hilarious situation with the shite she was saying. I had tears I was laughing so hard.
She must be a very solid girl. I could not have gotten over that , lol.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:33 am to whit
My wife sharted her pants on one of our first dates
She jumped in the shower with all of her clothes on when we got home
Then you ate her arse
She jumped in the shower with all of her clothes on when we got home
Then you ate her arse
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:41 am to tigerfoot
u mean yet..
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:45 am to chinhoyang
thats amazing
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:48 am to The Torch
quote:
When was the last time you crapped your pants ? Mine was about 30 minutes ago.
quote:
The Torch
quote:
the volcano erupted, shat my shorts full
Considering your username, this sounds like a regular problem for you. You're probably lactose intolerant and had cereal for breakfast.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:48 am to The Torch
Reminds me of the Ryan’s Steakhouse diarrhea story that circulated the internet for years. Not sure if actually true, but it remains one of the funniest stories out there.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:49 am to Big Jim Slade
quote:
Not sure if actually true, but it remains one of the funniest stories out there.
was a funny story, I think it was nicked off the 'net, still hilarious though
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:51 am to The Torch
I came extremely close fishing a couple weekends ago. I couldn’t shite off the boat as we were trolling near the docks and people were around. Had to no wake zone it to the marina. Was the longest 10 min of my life. I had already given up and just assumed I was going to shite my pants.
Ironically we were fishing for crappie
Ironically we were fishing for crappie
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:56 am to cas4t
If crapping in your pants is cool, call me Miles Davis.
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