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Posted on 1/23/19 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I've listened to a lot of CVR tapes of the last minutes of people's lives and a lot of it is blood curdling, some of the sounds a human can make when they are fighting for their life, or when death is imminent aren't humanlike at all, I'll bet a lot of 911 tape is this way as well



That crash in Mexico city was pretty bad. Couldn't get that one out of my head for a while.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12727 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 6:28 pm to
Posted by tap011
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2013
827 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 6:40 pm to
Not what I wanted to read while eating dinner.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:12 pm to
My immediate go to for some reason when I have an immediate and unexpected moment of pisstivity is “frick four ducks!!!!!!” Don’t really know why, or where I got it from, but have been saying it for years.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:13 pm to
Weiner coat
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2797 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:35 pm to
Jesus titty-fricking Christ
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38424 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:41 pm to
It's Jesus tap dancing Christ
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

One time when I was playing the best round of my life, I got struck by lightning and I yelled out “RAT FARTS!!!!!”



There is no God. And my names Fred.
Posted by Mottleduk
Moss Bluff
Member since Nov 2009
561 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:49 pm to
I’ve been know to call plenty of things/people a syphilitic cocksucker a time or two.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4463 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

I've listened to a lot of CVR tapes of the last minutes of people's lives and a lot of it is blood curdling, some of the sounds a human can make when they are fighting for their life, or when death is imminent aren't humanlike

Hum... somehow I always thought of the pilots in crashes as having maintained a highly calculated and almost cold machine like decorum while attempting to save the aircraft.

Thinking of them wailing like banshees doesn’t inspire much confidence.

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 10:23 pm to
I never curse but I come close sometimes. Son of a motherless goat is a go to.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:02 am to
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This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 3:29 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:04 am to
I know i get creative in traffic when someone is being a dipshit.

fricktard
Cuntwaffle
Goochsucker
Cockflap
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27913 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:09 am to
quote:

Mother Ratfrick!"
IMHO, this is worse than saying the generic “Mother F@ck.”

You merely addrd another sylable and prolonged the inevitable...
Posted by Tiger Ike
SW Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1776 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:17 am to
As a kid, anytime we were stuck in traffic my dad would yell out, “I guess it’s national non driving mother f**ker day!”
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5632 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:58 am to
My wife says bitchin’ hoe’s.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 6:03 am to
Sumbitch works on most occasions
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22484 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 7:57 am to
"Rat-Shite Bastard" is a go to cuss word of mine. Not really an obscure one...but not totally mainstream either.


In context, after breaking off a bolt when working on my car..."you c**k-sucking rat-shite bastard"...it is typically directed at inanimate objects.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10383 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 8:33 am to
Mother puss bucket
Frick em, feed em fish heads.
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