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Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:04 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63872 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:04 pm
I just burned my finger on a hot pan and exclaimed "Mother Ratfrick!"

I have no idea where it came from.

Does OT have any other anecdotes about made-up-on-the-spot cussing combinations?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:06 pm to
One time when I was playing the best round of my life, I got struck by lightning and I yelled out “RAT FARTS!!!!!”

This post was edited on 1/23/19 at 5:09 pm
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/10/19 at 9:36 pm
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
433 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:12 pm to
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. Ohh, fffuuuuuudge.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14661 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63872 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:14 pm to
And one day he wove a tapestry of obscenity that is still hovering over Lake Michigan?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Does OT have any other anecdotes about made-up-on-the-spot cussing combinations?

I've listened to a lot of CVR tapes of the last minutes of people's lives and a lot of it is blood curdling, some of the sounds a human can make when they are fighting for their life, or when death is imminent aren't humanlike at all, I'll bet a lot of 911 tape is this way as well
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63872 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:15 pm to
What is CVR tapes?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

CVR

cockpit voice recorder
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63872 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:17 pm to
Is there a repository of this I can listen to the next time I'm feeling down?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Is there a repository of this I can listen to the next time I'm feeling down?

there may be some edited snippets on youtube but the tapes of what I've listened to mostly were associated with accident investigation and/or safety studies, they're kind of closely guarded, not solely for, but in part out of respect for survivors
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9347 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:23 pm to
Son of a batch of cookies.
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1657 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:28 pm to
My go to is "WHAT IN THE CORNBREAD FRICK!"
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
4468 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Is there a repository of this I can listen to the next time I'm feeling down?


Why would you want to listen to something so bleak that has been described as "blood curdling"? The transcripts are disturbing enough. The mere existence of those recordings makes me loath to get on a plane again.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63872 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:36 pm to
There is a reddit for watching people die, It was really fricked up. But I couldnt stop watching for a couple days.

The South American gangs are fricking brutal, makes isis look like pussies.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76504 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:38 pm to
"Dickbag" is an OT classic
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20014 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:47 pm to
I’ve seen 4 people die. One was a stranger immediately after a an SUAv wreck and the other 3 on their deathbeds. That’s enough.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72872 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:58 pm to
Motherfricking shitballs is usually what comes out of nowhere for me.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 6:08 pm to
You come across as a little twunt.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30360 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 6:15 pm to
I worked for a welder that used to say, "Ain't that the drizzling sh*ts" when he would mess something up.


One time he was using a hammer for something, and hit his thumb. He hollered, "Ain't the the dry, drizzling sh*ts."

He kept me laughing all day.
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