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re: When people say they need to run to the bathroom after eating certain foods?

Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:37 pm to
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116108 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:37 pm to
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I can go either way.


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OysterPoBoy


Welp...
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:45 pm to
Certain foods do that to people.

Everybody poops.

Maybe they aren't pooping and just want to leave the room to read the news in peace.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25522 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:51 pm to
This is one of the dumber threads I've seen on here recently, just from the standpoint of the OP having a shitty (pun intended) opinion.

Do you really not understand how it's physically possible for some people to have a sudden urge to shite after a specific type of food?

We live in a world where some people have a deathly reaction to peanuts, bee stings, etc, while other people gobble down bags of nuts at a game, or work as bee keepers. Yet you, our brilliant OP, doesn't understand that a body could react to food differently than your own?
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23572 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:52 pm to
Shipley's kolaches is the only food I can think of where I'm instantly deucing 10-15 mins later and I have no idea why. Has to be something in the bread that triggers it.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:01 am to
popcorn from the movies makes me shite a ton, but i still eat it anyway
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57924 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:07 am to
Every time I eat Teriyaki Chicken from Sarku in the mall, I have to run to the bathroom. I'm told it's the MSG in the dish?
Posted by reginaphilange
Member since Mar 2014
415 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:10 am to
One day you're asking questions like these and a few years down the line you're having emergency gallbladder surgery because you are this person.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13532 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:11 am to
Taco Bell might as well double as a laxative.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68183 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:20 am to
Gastrocolic reflex. And, no, it is not the food you just ate coming out.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:22 am to
Many people have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)... it can flare up and cause a near immediate bowel reaction. Some people have sensitive stomachs when eating certain foods. I love pancakes, but I'm shitting within 15 minutes of finishing my meal if I eat them. Any large quantity of breads, spicy food, overly greasy food, etc... will send me to the toilet within 30 minutes of eating whatever it is.
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 12:23 am
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3965 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:16 am to
Everybody who has eaten sushi, especially lots of raw salmon, have experienced the "sushi slide". Major evacuation. I've done some that have made my ears pop.
Posted by tipup
Member since Sep 2005
1649 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:27 am to
Lactose Intolerance. There are tons of food dishes made with some form of dairy products that people aren't aware of.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90491 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:53 am to
Salads with an oily dressing
Sushi


Almost a guarantee trip to the bathroom immediately after eating.

Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:58 am to
My family is known for having "picky stomachs". Doesn't really affect me and never causes anyone to run to the shitter. But if people eat certain foods like pizza, they'll complain and blame it on "the our last name stomach".

Now coffee.....I've not once drank a cup of coffee without shitting within 30 minutes. I'll drink a red bull on a day when I'm tired and I realize it's not quite professional. So when someone makes a comment, I tell them I just can't drink coffee at work because it upsets my stomach too much. And I like coffee, just not enough to shite myself
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:24 am to
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instantly
quote:

10-15 mins later


What?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:30 am to
if I eat at one of the Japanese Steakhouses it will be going down within 10 minutes of when I finish my meal.
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 6:31 am
Posted by lsuin92
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
1307 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:32 am to
I usually make plans to be home after eating breakfast at Louie's
Posted by blackandgoldGOD
Member since Oct 2010
1035 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:35 am to
You my friend are a bigot
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31892 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:41 am to
Thanks for heading off my google search.....and add to the fact that so many folks suffer IBS.

The OP asks an understandable question. Now that it is addressed, he should be good to go.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27381 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:43 am to
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Gastrocolic reflex. And, no, it is not the food you just ate coming out.




If I don't eat anything green for a month and then eat a mixed greens salad, I will be shutting salad in under 20 minutes.
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