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re: When a chick doesn't look like her pictures
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:39 am to sweetwaterbilly
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:39 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:45 am to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:might be a very happy story
One time a girl was much hotter than her pictures. I didn’t hit.
Sad story.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:49 am to Kcprogguitar
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The next best thing is church, if you can stand the floor show.
How does that even work? Church is not built around socializing in the pews. What are you doing, sliding into her dms from 3 rows back during the homily?
Unless your church has after-service mixers, you meet someone while volunteering in a church organization (like choir) or you’re still a teen going to youth group, I don’t see how people meet others at church. Seriously, where is the window?
Plus, what church not on a college campus have you been to that has single women between the ages of 19 and 30 with no kids? I’m convinced that demo straight up doesn’t go to church anymore.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 10:50 am
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:58 am to sweetwaterbilly
Get her a peloton for Xmas
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:59 am to bad93ex
Posted on 12/2/19 at 11:48 am to sweetwaterbilly
Not as bad as my experience - me and a buddy went out last Friday. Met two hot chicks and they invited us back to her apartment. We were surely going to get laid. On the way there another car got between us so we were slightly behind them. Pulled into the complex and was about to park and my buddy says, “Hey boss, isn’t that your girl?” I looked over and sure enough, there she was, puking in the grass while her friend held her hair. I made a u-turn and rolled out.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:18 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.
I admire your dedication
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:21 pm to kingbob
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Unless your church has after-service mixers, you meet someone while volunteering in a church organization (like choir) or you’re still a teen going to youth group, I don’t see how people meet others at church. Seriously, where is the window?
There is Sunday school and Bible study for adults at a lot of churches. I'm married, but I've seen tons of things at different churches where single adults could meet up
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:22 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Do you look like yourself in your pics?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:23 pm to sweetwaterbilly
So now she knows where you live?
It’s like feeding a stray cat....you ain’t getting rid of her now
It’s like feeding a stray cat....you ain’t getting rid of her now
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:24 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Sumner County, TN
There's a good chance you might see her again at the family reunion.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:37 pm to Arthur Fleck
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I looked over and sure enough, there she was, puking in the grass while her friend held her hair. I made a u-turn and rolled out.
So that's it? They throw up once and you tap out? Lightweights
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:38 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.. and it wasn't bad. But I'm just upset about the false advertising. And no pics - I'm doing yall a favor.
No way, Billy. Post a fricking pic.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:44 pm to sweetwaterbilly
You smashed that fatty something fierce. Clearly you don’t care and are desperate for a wet dick.
Not sure why the need to post your lame conquest.
Not sure why the need to post your lame conquest.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:56 pm to sweetwaterbilly
So, where are you and Moby going Friday night? Other than back to your place?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:04 pm to sweetwaterbilly
So you got a slump buster huh?
Someone I know (i'd say friend, but we all know I have none) told one time about his older brother.
This was early 2000s. Him and his brother were living together. He was in college, brother worked.
Brother met this girl from California and for almost a year he would come home from work and get online and talk with this girl. He started showing people (he knew) her picture and was all like "this is who I am dating".. Evidently the girl in the picture was attractive. She was mixed white/Mexican..
He finally decides he was going to go out to California to meet her. He took a week off, was going to stay there for the week.. He flew out and then all of a sudden he come back home early the day after.. Like.. He left on a Sunday and was back Tuesday morning (for example).
He didn't tell his brother anything. Went to his room then like the next day he told him that when he got to the airport he took a taxi that was about a 45 min ride and gets dropped off at a gas station where he called the girl and said he was on his way, he was walking from the gas station to her house.
He gets there, knocks on door and this girl answers. He asked if the girl was there and the girl who answered told him that it was her. Completely different girl. The girl he had been talking to was much bigger, just not pretty, etc. She explained to him that she was scared to show him her real picture because she thought he wouldn't like her so she used her cousin's picture.
Evidently after they talked for about 15 mins he just left. He had to walk back to the gas station, take a taxi back to LAX and the next flight to get home was a red eye..
Facetime with someone before you meet them in person.
Someone I know (i'd say friend, but we all know I have none) told one time about his older brother.
This was early 2000s. Him and his brother were living together. He was in college, brother worked.
Brother met this girl from California and for almost a year he would come home from work and get online and talk with this girl. He started showing people (he knew) her picture and was all like "this is who I am dating".. Evidently the girl in the picture was attractive. She was mixed white/Mexican..
He finally decides he was going to go out to California to meet her. He took a week off, was going to stay there for the week.. He flew out and then all of a sudden he come back home early the day after.. Like.. He left on a Sunday and was back Tuesday morning (for example).
He didn't tell his brother anything. Went to his room then like the next day he told him that when he got to the airport he took a taxi that was about a 45 min ride and gets dropped off at a gas station where he called the girl and said he was on his way, he was walking from the gas station to her house.
He gets there, knocks on door and this girl answers. He asked if the girl was there and the girl who answered told him that it was her. Completely different girl. The girl he had been talking to was much bigger, just not pretty, etc. She explained to him that she was scared to show him her real picture because she thought he wouldn't like her so she used her cousin's picture.
Evidently after they talked for about 15 mins he just left. He had to walk back to the gas station, take a taxi back to LAX and the next flight to get home was a red eye..
Facetime with someone before you meet them in person.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:09 pm to kingbob
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I don’t see how people meet others at church. Seriously, where is the window?
My church has various groups that meet up for bible study and socializing. Single adults, widows, moms, newlyweds, seniors, men’s group, adults in their 20s, adults in their 30s etc. All have their own groups that meet on a regular basis. And that’s not including home bible study groups that meet I think weekly.
I think the singles group has lots of events they do together as a group outside the church as well.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:11 pm to kingbob
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Unless your church has after-service mixers, you meet someone while volunteering in a church organization (like choir) or you’re still a teen going to youth group, I don’t see how people meet others at church. Seriously, where is the window?
"Theology on Tap" I know New Orleans and Baton Rouge both sponsor these on regular occasions. Both dioceses have young adult ministry programs.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:13 pm to kingbob
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How does that even work? Church is not built around socializing in the pews.
C'mon bro. You check out when the local mega church has their singles ministry, divorce ministry, or under 30 ministry.
Usually they meet on weekday evenings for bible study and to have rap sessions about being single, divorced etc.
It's legit here in CenFla. You can't just go to the ministries though, you need to put in some face time in church on Sunday's. People will straight up call you out, asking why you are there, they've never seen you before, etc.
A solid game plan would be to attend the sunday services for a month before attending the singles ministry stuff.
I guarantee you at a megachurch, you will make out better than Hinge. It's like you're in a real life Belk commercial.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:17 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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I miss those Louisiana big girls who can cook
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sweetwaterbilly
This all seems to check out.
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