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When a chick doesn't look like her pictures
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:40 am
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:40 am
This is going to sound like a Jon Ham post so I apologize in advance. But it really grinds my gears when a chick doesn't look like her pictures.
I don't know that I was technically catfished because it was definitely the same person, but damn she must've put on about two bills since her most recent pictures she had posted.
This chick came over Saturday night and I knew she was a little thick ahead of time but she finally arrived and damn if she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin.
She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.. and it wasn't bad. But I'm just upset about the false advertising. And no pics - I'm doing yall a favor.
I don't know that I was technically catfished because it was definitely the same person, but damn she must've put on about two bills since her most recent pictures she had posted.
This chick came over Saturday night and I knew she was a little thick ahead of time but she finally arrived and damn if she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin.
She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.. and it wasn't bad. But I'm just upset about the false advertising. And no pics - I'm doing yall a favor.
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:42 am to sweetwaterbilly
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This chick came over Saturday night
There’s your mistake. Meet her at a bar. Walk right by if she fat baw
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:43 am to sweetwaterbilly
if all of her pics were from above, you should have known
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:43 am to sweetwaterbilly
So you just wanted to tell everybody you nailed a fat chick. Congrats I guess.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:43 am to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
This chick came over Saturday night and I knew she was a little thick ahead of time but she finally arrived and damn if she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin.
She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.. and it wasn't bad. But I'm just upset about the false advertising. And no pics - I'm doing yall a favor.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:43 am to sweetwaterbilly
That's an awful lot of words just to say you fricked a fat chick.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:44 am to Salmon
quote:And if they are all group photos.
if all of her pics were from above, you should have known
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:44 am to sweetwaterbilly
Congrats on the sex?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:45 am to sweetwaterbilly
It gets lonely during the holidays. No shame baw
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:46 am to JBeam
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And if they are all group photos.
Or they were just her but it LOOKED like a group shot.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:49 am to sweetwaterbilly
Was she a squirter? Those BBWs are often a mess in the sack....I love it.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:50 am to sweetwaterbilly
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but she finally arrived and damn if she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:51 am to sweetwaterbilly
Always plan to meet in public. If she’s far or looks nothing like her pictures, don’t even say hi. Just peace out.
If she texts you asking where you’re at, just respond that you saw her and didn’t appreciate the false advertising and then block her number.
If she texts you asking where you’re at, just respond that you saw her and didn’t appreciate the false advertising and then block her number.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:51 am to sweetwaterbilly
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She was nice enough
You should have let her cook also. I’ll bet her roux skills are off the charts.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:53 am to Hangit
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I’ll bet her roux skills are off the charts.
I'm up in Tennessee now so I'd bet she can't even spell roux. I miss those Louisiana big girls who can cook
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:54 am to sweetwaterbilly
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This is going to sound like a Jon Ham
This is way better than anything he has ever posted.
It still sucked btw.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:56 am to sweetwaterbilly
She cook you breakfast? What was better her breakfast, or her blow job?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:01 am to sweetwaterbilly
Waiting for the companion post where she says you claimed to be a baller and your apartment looked like a 15 year old jugalo gamer's basement playroom.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:02 am to sweetwaterbilly
Haha you fricked a fatty.
ETA: you should go get tested.
ETA: you should go get tested.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 9:10 am
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:04 am to sweetwaterbilly
The fact that she was willing to meet at your place before meeting in public should have been a heads up.....
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