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re: When a chick doesn't look like her pictures
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:20 am to 32 29 36
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:20 am to 32 29 36
It almost sounds like you were the victim.
Congrats on scraping the bottom of the barrel.
We have all been down that road before.
Some you enjoy, some you feel like you have to take a shower after.
At this point in my life, if she has a god level personality, im marrying that b___h.
Congrats on scraping the bottom of the barrel.
We have all been down that road before.
Some you enjoy, some you feel like you have to take a shower after.
At this point in my life, if she has a god level personality, im marrying that b___h.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:22 am to sweetwaterbilly
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and damn if she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:24 am to sweetwaterbilly
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She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.. and it wasn't bad. But I'm just upset about the false advertising.
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built like Tyler Shelvin.
Damn dude. Did you have to get a slight buzz or get absolutely hammered to go through with it?
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 9:24 am
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:25 am to 32 29 36
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The fact that she was willing to meet at your place before meeting in public should have been a heads up.....
Was gonna say the same thing.
Sounds like both of y'all were in a dry spell and needed a slumpbuster
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:29 am to sweetwaterbilly
One time a girl was much hotter than her pictures. I didn’t hit.
Sad story.
Sad story.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:31 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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One time a girl was much hotter than her pictures. I didn’t hit.
Sad story.
My first time picking up a chick on an app, i thought it was for true dating. Missed all of the damn signs she was down for a first nighter
I was recently divorced and didn't make that mistake again
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:31 am to sweetwaterbilly
You fricked an ugly fat chick that you picked up online. Did mom and dad hear?
fricking millennials.
Get some moves, pussy.
fricking millennials.
Get some moves, pussy.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:32 am to CarlBrutananadilews
I know I’m the odd person out being the girl here...but I couldn’t ever imagine sleeping with someone that I....
1. had any doubts about as far as looks
2. didn’t meet with in a public place beforehand
1. had any doubts about as far as looks
2. didn’t meet with in a public place beforehand
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:33 am to Kcprogguitar
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You fricked an ugly fat chick that you picked up online. Did mom and dad hear?
fricking millennials.
Get some moves, pussy.
Damn man you sound old and salty. Chill out. It's the holiday season. Sorry you haven't used your penis in years.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:34 am to Tigeralum2008
quote:unpossible
Missed all of the damn signs she was down for a first nighter
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:36 am to SuperSaint
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Missed all of the damn signs she was down for a first nighter
unpossible
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:36 am to sweetwaterbilly
quote:It doesn't sound like a Jon Ham post.
This is going to sound like a Jon Ham post so I apologize in advance. But it really grinds my gears
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:37 am to sweetwaterbilly
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I went ahead and hit it..
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And no pics - I'm doing yall a favor.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:38 am to sweetwaterbilly
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naturally I went ahead and hit it.
Not the hero we asked for but the hero we needed.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:42 am to Tiger in Gatorland
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squirter...I love it
You love getting pissed on?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:43 am to sweetwaterbilly
Yeah, the millennial thing was out of hand. Plenty of pussies with no moves in my day too. But cmon. What do you expect to get online?
Pro tip. Hot chicks are at the bars looking for big dicks or big wallets. The next best thing is church, if you can stand the floor show.
Pro tip. Hot chicks are at the bars looking for big dicks or big wallets. The next best thing is church, if you can stand the floor show.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:43 am to idlewatcher
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she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin
Dude's gonna be pissed when he name searches TD's.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:22 am to sweetwaterbilly
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but damn she must've put on about two bills since her most recent pictures she had posted.
So she was over 300 pounds?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:25 am to sweetwaterbilly
congrats on the fatty. No more slumps for you. 
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:38 am to sweetwaterbilly
You invited a chick you never met to your house? Wow, amateur hour.
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