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re: When a chick doesn't look like her pictures

Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:20 am to
Posted by CarlBrutananadilews
Member since Oct 2019
392 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:20 am to
It almost sounds like you were the victim.

Congrats on scraping the bottom of the barrel.
We have all been down that road before.
Some you enjoy, some you feel like you have to take a shower after.
At this point in my life, if she has a god level personality, im marrying that b___h.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98739 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:22 am to
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and damn if she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin


Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:24 am to
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She was nice enough to come over so naturally I went ahead and hit it.. and it wasn't bad. But I'm just upset about the false advertising.


quote:

built like Tyler Shelvin.



Damn dude. Did you have to get a slight buzz or get absolutely hammered to go through with it?
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 9:24 am
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:25 am to
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The fact that she was willing to meet at your place before meeting in public should have been a heads up.....



Was gonna say the same thing.

Sounds like both of y'all were in a dry spell and needed a slumpbuster
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61568 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:29 am to
One time a girl was much hotter than her pictures. I didn’t hit.
Sad story.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:31 am to
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One time a girl was much hotter than her pictures. I didn’t hit.
Sad story.


My first time picking up a chick on an app, i thought it was for true dating. Missed all of the damn signs she was down for a first nighter

I was recently divorced and didn't make that mistake again
Posted by Kcprogguitar
Kansas City
Member since Oct 2014
944 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:31 am to
You fricked an ugly fat chick that you picked up online. Did mom and dad hear?

fricking millennials.

Get some moves, pussy.
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:32 am to
I know I’m the odd person out being the girl here...but I couldn’t ever imagine sleeping with someone that I....
1. had any doubts about as far as looks
2. didn’t meet with in a public place beforehand

Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:33 am to
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You fricked an ugly fat chick that you picked up online. Did mom and dad hear?

fricking millennials.

Get some moves, pussy.


Damn man you sound old and salty. Chill out. It's the holiday season. Sorry you haven't used your penis in years.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151560 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:34 am to
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Missed all of the damn signs she was down for a first nighter
unpossible
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:36 am to
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Missed all of the damn signs she was down for a first nighter
unpossible


I had been out of the game for a while
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66856 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:36 am to
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This is going to sound like a Jon Ham post so I apologize in advance. But it really grinds my gears
It doesn't sound like a Jon Ham post.

Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:37 am to
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I went ahead and hit it..

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And no pics - I'm doing yall a favor.


Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:38 am to
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naturally I went ahead and hit it.


Not the hero we asked for but the hero we needed.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:42 am to
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squirter...I love it


You love getting pissed on?
Posted by Kcprogguitar
Kansas City
Member since Oct 2014
944 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:43 am to
Yeah, the millennial thing was out of hand. Plenty of pussies with no moves in my day too. But cmon. What do you expect to get online?

Pro tip. Hot chicks are at the bars looking for big dicks or big wallets. The next best thing is church, if you can stand the floor show.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28722 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:43 am to
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she wasn't built like Tyler Shelvin


Dude's gonna be pissed when he name searches TD's.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5258 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:22 am to
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but damn she must've put on about two bills since her most recent pictures she had posted.


So she was over 300 pounds?
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:25 am to
congrats on the fatty. No more slumps for you.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24469 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:38 am to
You invited a chick you never met to your house? Wow, amateur hour.
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