re: What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?

Posted by Beessnax

Member since Nov 2015

11483 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:13 pm to OWLFAN86

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superior genetics is all I need

That's impressive. You like chili and cheese on your tater tots?

This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 9:17 pm

Posted by ByteMe

Member since Sep 2003

22360 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:17 pm to baybeefeetz

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What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?

Getting my wife drunk. She will either get in the mood or get pissed off at me, it's 50/50. Pornhub if the latter occurs. Woe is me.

Posted by TBoy

Kalamazoo

Member since Dec 2007

29164 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:20 pm to St Augustine

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Well we’re having child number 3 in 9 hours via c section. It’ll be 6 weeks until we could have sex again....so guilt is the main strategy.

Dude, you have the perfect angle. Prostaglandin induces dilation and labor. And the best part is that you are the only available source. I could always work that pitch right before childbirth. Know your science.

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Posted by djangochained

Gardere

Member since Jul 2013

19185 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:21 pm to St Augustine

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122545 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:23 pm to baybeefeetz

Finding my fleshlight

Posted by h0bnail

Member since Sep 2009

7628 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:23 pm to baybeefeetz

Wait until she's asleep.

Posted by St Augustine

The Pauper of the Surf

Member since Mar 2006

72488 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:26 pm to TBoy

quote:
Dude, you have the perfect angle. Prostaglandin induces dilation and labor.

Nah. It’s a scheduled c section

after first two had labor issues and were c sections.

This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 9:27 pm

Posted by OWLFAN86

Erotic Novelist

Member since Jun 2004

198125 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:27 pm to OweO

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OweO

g dammit you piece of shite,

the jokes been made.

why are you spending our tax dollars on a sex toy
in fact I resent you using our tax dollars to pay your bills while you annoy us on here, if you can use a computer you should making $ and paying your own fricking bills

I bet you try to frick your helper monkey you fricking peice of shite cretin

Posted by partywiththelombardi

Member since May 2012

11800 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:29 pm to baybeefeetz

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I believe that if I can get this kid to sleep soon and start giving my wife a massage I can get some booty.

If you are giving out a free massage and it isn't a sure thing that you are getting laid...there is something wrong with your massages or there is something wrong with your D.

Posted by The Pirate King

Pangu

Member since May 2014

69777 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:31 pm to baybeefeetz

If you have to concoct some scheme to get laid, then you have marital problems

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122545 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:31 pm to OWLFAN86

quote:
the jokes been made.

why are you spending our tax dollars on a sex toy
in fact I resent you using our tax dollars to pay your bills while you annoy us on here, if you can use a computer you should making $ and paying your own fricking bills

I bet you try to frick your helper monkey you fricking peice of shite cretin

You sure do assume a lot about me. You are a fricking idiot.

Why are you bitching about people spending "our tax dollars"? You can't claim it's your tax dollars... Illegal immigrants don't even pay taxes.

Posted by HubbaBubba

North of DFW, TX

Member since Oct 2010

52654 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:31 pm to baybeefeetz

Write myself a prescription.

Posted by OWLFAN86

Erotic Novelist

Member since Jun 2004

198125 posts

Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:33 pm to OweO

you've admitted you're on Govt aid cause you aint got no legs
you get govt, assistance cause youre a cripple

and Im not an illegal you fricking piece of shite
Im not even Mexican