What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?

A tall roofiecolada should do the trick like always

Turn on my computer and watch porn

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What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?

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I don't have one. I'm tired

Needing a strategy is pathetic.

If you’re not attractive enough to get your lady wet, you need to get your fat arse in the gym.

My strategy?

I’m gonna open my laptop, get on the internet, go to Pornhub and find me a video of two sexy women muff diving.

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Put fresh batteries in my Flesh Light.

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Which flashlight takes batteries? You need to go with the auto blow 2 baw

Go to bed with a bottle of Tylenol and a Red Bull.

She'll ask whats the Red Bull and tylenol for?

I'll say so you can wake up and fix your headache.

She'll say I'm not tired, and I dont have a headache.

Ill say good lets frick!

No strategy involved when your S/O loves to frick and there are zero kids involved.

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I’m putting all my eggs into the New Year’s Eve basket

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So you are hoping to have sex in nearly a week? I find this odd and I've been married for 14 years.

my parents have our baby.. so u know what time it is. mother fn sleep time! Screw sex.. we bout to get n that bed at 8 30 and sleep like there is no tomorrow