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re: What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:08 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:08 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
go to Pornhub and find me a video of two sexy women muff diving.
i prefer the scissoring.
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:09 pm to baybeefeetz
This thread is so depressing 
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:09 pm to oleyeller
Why not knock out a 10 min session first?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:10 pm to baybeefeetz
Lay in the bed naked and hope she notices
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:11 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:so what's your strategery?
This thread is so depressing
FYI, you can get my contact info from LCA.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:12 pm to The Truth 34
Why have a pornhub muff diving session when you can do it yourself? I get mad if I don't get to
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:15 pm to The Truth 34
quote:
i prefer the scissoring.
Couldn’t resist
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:16 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:ask your mom to come over
What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:17 pm to baybeefeetz
Had sex 6 or the last 7 days with the wife, she’s working tomorrow, it’s no looking good for tonight.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:22 pm to baybeefeetz
If you're in a relationship, why do you need a strategy? 
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:24 pm to baybeefeetz
Quit being a nerd and posting onTD about it would be a start.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:25 pm to baybeefeetz
Lube, brute force, and determination
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:29 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
Turn on my computer and watch porn
What's a computer?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:29 pm to deltaland
quote:
Stalk prey
Roofie in drink
Follow out of bar
Soak rag in chloroform
?????
Profit
Trillhog alter?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:35 pm to baybeefeetz
Waiting for my wife to go to sleep
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:36 pm to baybeefeetz
I turned her down last night cause I don't want her nasty cold. Will do it again tonight if she tries
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:38 pm to jdeval1
quote:
So you are hoping to have sex in nearly a week? I find this odd and I've been married for 14 years.
It’s sad. I know
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:40 pm to baybeefeetz
Since our wind chill is 1 degree, I'll start by putting the electric blanket on top of the sheets so it's somewhat warm. Then I'll pray she gets the baby down before I pass out.
Maybe I should shoot for morning sex instead.
Maybe I should shoot for morning sex instead.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:40 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:
What will you do tonight so you can insert
Wait for the benadryl your wife gave you to kick in
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:40 pm to baybeefeetz
Invite wife over to my trailer
Have her give the step kids a lil whiskey
Crank up Dukes of Hazzard
Wet my Willie
Have her give the step kids a lil whiskey
Crank up Dukes of Hazzard
Wet my Willie
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