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re: What’s your strategy for having sex tonight?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:41 pm to baybeefeetz
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:41 pm to baybeefeetz
None
I transcend coitus
I transcend coitus
0
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:41 pm to Beessnax
quote:does she takes pics or just knock him out so you can frick him ?
Wait for the benadryl your wife gave you to kick in
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:43 pm to Tyga Woods
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It’s sad. I know
I have kids too and I'd say my out of the blue advances are 80-90% successful.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:45 pm to OWLFAN86
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does she takes pics or just knock him out so you can frick him ?
No, it's your wife that is the photo bug
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:46 pm to Beessnax
quote:im not married
No, it's your wife that is the photo bug
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:47 pm to Walt OReilly
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Turn on my cellphobe and watch porn
fify
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:49 pm to OWLFAN86
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im not married
Why not?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:52 pm to Beessnax
quote:women cant handle his superior hair
im not married
Why not?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:53 pm to Rouge
quote:
im not married
Why not?
women cant handle his superior hair
fact
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:54 pm to baybeefeetz
Massage in the bed has a good success rate as long as you don't suck at it
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:54 pm to OWLFAN86
Stomach virus running rampant
My house smells of vomit and lysol
My house smells of vomit and lysol
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:54 pm to baybeefeetz
I’d hate to be with a girl that wasn’t into having sex. I get not every night but 3-4 times a week should be normal. Some of y’all sound like it’s once every 3-4 months.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:54 pm to OWLFAN86
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fact
Got something special you use in that hair Mary?
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:56 pm to Beessnax
quote:just wash it
Got something special you use in that hair Mary?
superior genetics is all I need
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
I just tell her there's gonna be a fricking in there whether she's there or not. She participates most of the time 
Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:01 pm to baybeefeetz
Take her clothes off and start fricking her 
Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:01 pm to OWLFAN86
I bet you have a thick arse tuna can dick
Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:04 pm to Beessnax
quote:
Why not?
Fred gets jealous
Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:04 pm to baybeefeetz
Well first, I’m going to compliment my hand...tell it how smooth and uncalloused it is. Maybe even rub some lotion on it to make it think I care. Then pull up some pornhub, by accident of course. Oh my...look at that...Bammm! Done before the hand knows what hits it. Hope it doesn’t #metoo me on Facebook.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 9:09 pm to baybeefeetz
Well we’re having child number 3 in 9 hours via c section. It’ll be 6 weeks until we could have sex again....so guilt is the main strategy.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 9:10 pm
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