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re: What's your SO's super power?
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:42 am to Corporal Beavis
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:42 am to Corporal Beavis
Super Karen
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Posted on 7/13/21 at 8:09 am to Corporal Beavis
quote:
Edit:didn't realize you can't say the f word on here. You're getting weak, Chicken
What the frick are you talking about?
Posted on 7/13/21 at 4:51 pm to Corporal Beavis
The ability to control my phone. She calls me, again, at work. After I hang up, I say to myself "what does she think I do all day?" It wasn't hung up
FML.
FML.
This post was edited on 7/13/21 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 7/13/21 at 4:55 pm to Corporal Beavis
Huge Wambos
Posted on 7/13/21 at 4:59 pm to Corporal Beavis
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Thanks for your contribution, butt munch
Edit:didn't realize you can't say the f word on here. You're getting weak, Chicken
You must not be living right frickhead.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:01 pm to Corporal Beavis
taking 3 damn weeks to decide whether or not she's keeping a pair of shoes while asking 3 times a day if I like them knowing damn well I don't give a flying frick if she wears ziplock bags on her feet 
We're literally entering week 3 of a conundrum involving plain black fricking tennis shoes....this was the vent thread I needed
We're literally entering week 3 of a conundrum involving plain black fricking tennis shoes....this was the vent thread I needed
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:17 pm to Corporal Beavis
Mine has mastered the never miss a step getting ready no matter the time. And packing every conceivable item that could ever be needed for a one night trip no matter the space required
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:54 pm to Corporal Beavis
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:58 pm to flyingtexastiger
My wife has the ability to go weeks without sex. Call her the Sex Camel.
Posted on 7/13/21 at 7:05 pm to flyingtexastiger
Mine is a master driving coach. She notifies me of every traffic light that just turned yellow, every cop coming up that waze app JUST announced, every time I am above the speed limit (which is always). If I have my waze or Google navigation on, she will sit in the passenger seat with hers on and tell me where I am supposed to turn, and u know damn well no two navigation apps ever map out the same route. Frustrates the ever living frick out of me. I am amazed I can make to work and back every day without her guiding me. Recently, knowing I was only a couple minutes from arriving home, she called me to say "slow down, I saw a cop by our road earlier today". !!!!!!
Posted on 7/14/21 at 12:07 am to Corporal Beavis
Controlling the P
Posted on 7/14/21 at 12:16 am to Corporal Beavis
Having a vagina and that my behavior impacts the probability of being inside said vagina
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 12:17 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 12:28 am to Corporal Beavis
She can smell perfume on my clothes after they’ve been washed five times.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 12:35 am to Eightballjacket
I don't ever have to bother finishing a sentence, I am always interrupted. She also know where I'm going to go next, the refrigerator, the sink, the bathroom, she gets in front of me and does a brake check.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 4:46 am to Corporal Beavis
My ex had the power of being of never being happy with anything. Cars not fancy enough, house not big enough, house not in the right neighborhood, I could go on and on.
Often there was no winning and sometimes those complaints backfired completely, like our last move before splitting.
Lots of tears from my other half over our old house after the fact. I always loved it dearly, but it damn sure wasn't appreciated by my ex, not until it was gone.
New house was bigger. Great. Lost a great backyard with a beautiful koi pond, waterview, and neighbors who are still great friends just way further away than next door like before.
Gotta stop and appreciate the things you do have and the times when they are good. Fortunately, I am the one with that superpower.
Often there was no winning and sometimes those complaints backfired completely, like our last move before splitting.
Lots of tears from my other half over our old house after the fact. I always loved it dearly, but it damn sure wasn't appreciated by my ex, not until it was gone.
New house was bigger. Great. Lost a great backyard with a beautiful koi pond, waterview, and neighbors who are still great friends just way further away than next door like before.
Gotta stop and appreciate the things you do have and the times when they are good. Fortunately, I am the one with that superpower.
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 4:47 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:04 am to Corporal Beavis
no matter how bad my day is, or how stressful life or work is - she always finds a way to make me feel better and to smile.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 11:01 am to Corporal Beavis
Jumping to conclusions
Posted on 7/14/21 at 11:07 am to Corporal Beavis
Calling me at really inconvenient times, then getting mad when I don't answer. On an important call at work? Cell phone rings, and it's her. Checking out at the grocery store? Cell phone rings, and it's her wanting to add things to the list. Out for lunch with co-worker and placing my order? Cell phone rings and it's her.
wHY dIDn'T YoU anSWeR?!?!?!?
wHY dIDn'T YoU anSWeR?!?!?!?
Posted on 7/14/21 at 11:08 am to Corporal Beavis
Mine old lady's superpower is when it is 3:00 on a Sunday afternoon and I'm winding down, trying to relax and trying not to think about Monday, and the wife suddenly decides she wants to rearrange furniture or something. I'm like "bitch, it's fricking Sunday evening. I ain't doing shite!" No, that's not true. I do whatever she says.
The other one she has has been said previously. It doesn't matter where she is in the house...but she can sense when my arse has hit the recliner and then asks me to bring her something. I could be walking around the house for eight hours straight and she won't say a thing, but the second she hears that recliner kick back...
The other one she has has been said previously. It doesn't matter where she is in the house...but she can sense when my arse has hit the recliner and then asks me to bring her something. I could be walking around the house for eight hours straight and she won't say a thing, but the second she hears that recliner kick back...
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 11:12 am
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