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re: What's your SO's super power?

Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8374 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:13 pm to
My wife would’ve dominated the Brewsters millions challenge. Wouldn’t have even been close.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8132 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:15 pm to
Making my toes curl
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Ability to make me cum before her.
quote:

Must be easy when you are watching the bull from the closet


Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12932 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:42 pm to
Inventing shite to worry about. She can find the potential ways something can go wrong better than anyone I know
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8285 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:44 pm to
She likes to drink as much as I do.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
50102 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:44 pm to
I’ve always told him his super power is he never gets bored.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:49 pm to
Running up the Nordstrom account.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45737 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:55 pm to
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She can drink 2 bottles of Pinot noir every night
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9425 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:57 pm to
Being a swallower
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132321 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:05 pm to
Spending money
Posted by John_V
SELA
Member since Oct 2018
1746 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:25 pm to
Knowing the exact moment to call me while I'm fishing for minimal reason to aggravate me the most. Fish on? Phone rings. Hung Lure around stumps? Phone rings. Trying to dock in 20mph winds? Phone rings.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22898 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:28 pm to
The ability to know when I’m comfortable and not doing anything
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15775 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:04 pm to
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She pays all the bills so it’s like I live with my mom and dad still.

Kinky




I’m married so I still masterbate at the same vigorous pace.
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 11:05 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:09 pm to
Cold feet, and then using them to destroy my will to live.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62411 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:12 pm to
Smell, she knows everything by smell. Knows cooking ingredients, knows if someone brushed against me…crazy sense, like a hound dog, uncanny sense of smell. Been with her over 3 decades, and have worked on her with bedroom gas, thinking maybe it would be like kryptonite, but no, damn it…
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34469 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:44 pm to
The ability to remember something completely different than it happened even though it was only five minutes ago
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 1:23 am to
Reverse cowgirl
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19270 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:18 am to
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t's always some shite that can't be answered with one sentence.


Use the voice text thing, it works great


Then she will just think you are stupid and can't spell
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11282 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:24 am to
She can't figure out how to roll a garden hose up correctly
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65635 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:25 am to
Walt, this is weird, even for you.
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But you be all those yous.
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