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re: What's your SO's super power?
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:13 pm to Corporal Beavis
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:13 pm to Corporal Beavis
My wife would’ve dominated the Brewsters millions challenge. Wouldn’t have even been close.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:41 pm to fr33manator
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Ability to make me cum before her.
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Must be easy when you are watching the bull from the closet
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:42 pm to Corporal Beavis
Inventing shite to worry about. She can find the potential ways something can go wrong better than anyone I know
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:44 pm to Corporal Beavis
She likes to drink as much as I do.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:44 pm to Corporal Beavis
I’ve always told him his super power is he never gets bored.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:49 pm to Corporal Beavis
Running up the Nordstrom account.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:55 pm to djangochained
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She can drink 2 bottles of Pinot noir every night
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:25 pm to Corporal Beavis
Knowing the exact moment to call me while I'm fishing for minimal reason to aggravate me the most. Fish on? Phone rings. Hung Lure around stumps? Phone rings. Trying to dock in 20mph winds? Phone rings.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:28 pm to Corporal Beavis
The ability to know when I’m comfortable and not doing anything
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:04 pm to OldmanBeasley
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She pays all the bills so it’s like I live with my mom and dad still.
Kinky
I’m married so I still masterbate at the same vigorous pace.
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:09 pm to Corporal Beavis
Cold feet, and then using them to destroy my will to live.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:12 pm to Rize
Smell, she knows everything by smell. Knows cooking ingredients, knows if someone brushed against me…crazy sense, like a hound dog, uncanny sense of smell. Been with her over 3 decades, and have worked on her with bedroom gas, thinking maybe it would be like kryptonite, but no, damn it…
Posted on 7/12/21 at 11:44 pm to Corporal Beavis
The ability to remember something completely different than it happened even though it was only five minutes ago
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:18 am to mikelbr
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t's always some shite that can't be answered with one sentence.
Use the voice text thing, it works great
Then she will just think you are stupid and can't spell
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:24 am to Corporal Beavis
She can't figure out how to roll a garden hose up correctly
Posted on 7/13/21 at 5:25 am to tigergirl10
Walt, this is weird, even for you.
quote:But you be all those yous.
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