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re: What's your SO's super power?
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:32 pm to CaptSpaulding
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:32 pm to CaptSpaulding
Falling asleep way before me dashing any chance of getting laid...ever 
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Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:35 pm to Barn_Owl
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she can start planning our "next" vacation while on vacation.
This isn't a super power. This is in all female DNA.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:52 pm to Corporal Beavis
She can get hungry to the point of passing out and still can't decide what she wants to eat.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:38 pm to fr33manator
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Must be easy when you are watching the bull from the closet
We don't all share the same fetish.
But you do you bro.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:43 pm to Corporal Beavis
She has a crazy memory and remembers dreams vividly
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:44 pm to Corporal Beavis
She can speak German
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:46 pm to Corporal Beavis
My wife waits till the worst time of year to suggest home improvements.
"Can you put a new outlet here?" Gotta run wire in the attic in July for that.
"I'm tired of the backyard being muddy. We need french drains" in mid August.
She's starting to learn, if it happens in the attic or the yard, it's gotta happen between October and March.
"Can you put a new outlet here?" Gotta run wire in the attic in July for that.
"I'm tired of the backyard being muddy. We need french drains" in mid August.
She's starting to learn, if it happens in the attic or the yard, it's gotta happen between October and March.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:50 pm to Corporal Beavis
Mine can detect money coming out of my wallet from a hundred miles away.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:51 pm to Corporal Beavis
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Mine is waking me up right when I'm on the verge of falling into a deep sleep and a grade A nap for something completely trivial like "I want a hug". Whats yours?
I would like that.
My woman's 'power' is parting ways in the morning or from somewhere we took separate cars, and hopping right on FB Messenger to discuss something that requires a LOT of words.
Examples:
"What do you think about taking all the kids to Yellowstone next Summer?"
"What should we do about extending our concrete on the patio? Want to do it ourselves or hire someone? Or get my dad to do it."
It's always some shite that can't be answered with one sentence.
She's 33 and I'm 45 so that text/call generation gap thing is real even though I text pretty well.
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:52 pm to Corporal Beavis
Calling me every time I run an errand as I pull into the driveway asking me, “ if you haven’t left the store, get me.....”.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:53 pm to keakar
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winning arguements, even the ones she loses
the victory is never worth what it costs
A wise man told me once that when it comes to arguing with your wife “to win is to lose, there is no win”.
Those words have served me well for a quarter century.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:55 pm to mikelbr
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and I'm 45
I've seen pics of you. You can't even remember when you were 45...
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:55 pm to The Torch
Not true
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:56 pm to mikelbr
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My woman's 'power' is parting ways in the morning or from somewhere we took separate cars, and hopping right on FB Messenger to discuss something that requires a LOT of words.
When I'm in the office my wife knows what time I generally leave. She will wait about 15-20 minutes past that time (generally right when I'm pulling in the driveway) to ask me to get something from the store.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 7:57 pm to Corporal Beavis
She has the power to convince me to do whatever she wants.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:09 pm to Corporal Beavis
My wife has this insane ability when I’m having a great day to turn it upside very quickly.
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:12 pm to Corporal Beavis
This magic trick where money miraculously gets removed from each and every paycheck
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:35 pm to LCA131
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I've seen pics of you. You can't even remember when you were 45...
2011-2016 aged me 15 years. I'm 45 you old faq!
And I have your phone number, pal. I'll send you some "pics" right this instant if you sass me again.
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:03 pm to Rouge
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This magic trick where money miraculously gets removed from each and every paycheck
That’s still my ex wife’s super power.
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 9:03 pm
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