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What's your most desperate hookup story?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:33 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:33 am
I once worked for a company in the oil business and was stationed in a very remote area of Alberta. After about 4 months I came across a prison pen pal website. I found a lady that was decent looking and her bio was funny, so I hit her up. We started corresponding with two letters each the first month. The 2nd month was one letter a week and then it turned into phone calls a couple of times a month.
After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself the last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself the last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:35 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:35 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I think you win.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:36 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
That’s pretty bad
Not sure what’s worse that story or someone graduating from lsu and being a Bama fan
Not sure what’s worse that story or someone graduating from lsu and being a Bama fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:37 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I have no desperate hook up stories. I am a chaste man of good taste and refinement. Conjugal visit hookups would be hard to top.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:38 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
What was she in prison for?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:38 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
appreciate an OP who actually has a story for the thread they start. that said, just jerk off, man, jesus
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:39 am to Lsupimp
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Conjugal visit hookups would be hard to top.
Yeah, I think we have a winner right out of the gate.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:40 am to WaterLink
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What was she in prison for?
manslaughter
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:40 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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She called me a frick boy
black chick?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:41 am to Gifman
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black chick?
No. This was Canada.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:41 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I once worked for a company in the oil business and was stationed in a very remote area of Alberta. After about 4 months I came across a prison pen pal website. I found a lady that was decent looking and her bio was funny, so I hit her up. We started corresponding with two letters each the first month. The 2nd month was one letter a week and then it turned into phone calls a couple of times a month.
After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself my last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:43 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
yea smashing a chick in prison for manslaughter....you win, case closed. jesus christ dude
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:43 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I feel like you just wanted to tell your story about fricking a Canadian prisoner
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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manslaughter
Well, at least she was funny
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
If that's true, ah, either way that's a good story.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:45 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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manslaughter
Well luckily you had a 2 year head start and maybe some other sap started hitting it after you left and she forgot about you.
Or maybe she's stalking you at this moment waiting for the opportune time to strike.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:45 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I drove from Sorrento to Marksville to see a really bad movie at the casino with a girl there. Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:46 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
That's a pretty good story akshully.
Who knew conjugal visits in prison were actually a thing. Would imagine you'd have to be married to the inmate to have them. Guess not.
Who knew conjugal visits in prison were actually a thing. Would imagine you'd have to be married to the inmate to have them. Guess not.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:48 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
How does this work? Do you get a room? How private is it?
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