re: What's your go-to way to ask a person on a date?

I go up to them super serious and say,

"are you good at algebra? Would you like to replace my x without asking y?"


60% of the time it works every time.

**disclaimer: saw it on insta and it seemed to charm ol Selena Gomez so surely it works in real life, right?

make her buy YOU a drink

25 YO prefer a gentleman to approach and politely ask "sayyy girl, you wanna get that butt hole licked?"

Half the time it works every time.

This worked most of the time.

At the bar or club or whatever, make nonchalant eye contact a couple times. Then walk over and say “I usually don’t do this but I’d kick myself in the arse if I didn’t come over and at least introduce myself. You are absolutely stunning”

I didn’t do the texting thing. If I didn’t close that night I’d call her the next day around 3 to line something up presuming the first sighting was on Friday.

I preferred to do it in front of her friends so she’d get all proud.

Join me for dinner

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"Wanna go on a boat ride with the macho man?"

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Didn't hear about no motherfricker drowning did ya?

Hey, wanna go out on a date?

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Don’t ask. Tell her you want to take her out sometime.

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This is pretty close to the truth.
Just have to build a little rapport first. (Mainly so you don't get stuck going on a date with a fricking psycho.)
Then tell her you had a great time talking to her and want to get to know her better. So, you are gonna take her out for a lunch (next week). The subtle tell after the compliment works better because you are not really giving her an option. Plus lunch is less intimidating.

In Dallas, those basic bitches are like a pack.
Have to try to get her while she's away from her pack because they love to fight over guys and cook block.

Everyone likes to feel interesting and important. So, treat them that way and make sure you are confident in yourself, and it should all work out.
Good luck. Happy hunting.