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What's your go-to joke to say to someone?
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:15 pm
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:16 pm to orleanstiger222627
thats what she said.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:17 pm to orleanstiger222627
your mom's a go-to joke
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:17 pm to orleanstiger222627
I’m getting a little older, and to be proactive, I decided to head to the proctologist.
Before the examination, the doc assured me that it is perfectly normal for someone to become aroused or even climax while it’s happening.
I really wish he wouldn’t have.
ETA: Damn, yall censored Pettifoggers joke? Weak.
Before the examination, the doc assured me that it is perfectly normal for someone to become aroused or even climax while it’s happening.
I really wish he wouldn’t have.
ETA: Damn, yall censored Pettifoggers joke? Weak.
This post was edited on 6/5/26 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:18 pm to orleanstiger222627
Two guys are walking down the street talking when they come upon a German Shepard who is sitting in a field with its hind leg up a ferociously licking its privates.
First guy says “look at that dog. I wish I could do that!”
Second guy, puzzled, says “are you crazy? He will bite you!”
First guy says “look at that dog. I wish I could do that!”
Second guy, puzzled, says “are you crazy? He will bite you!”
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:19 pm to orleanstiger222627
What do gay horses eat?
"Hayyyyyyyy" in gay voice
"Hayyyyyyyy" in gay voice
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:20 pm to orleanstiger222627
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:21 pm to orleanstiger222627
Does the linoleum match the drapes?
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:22 pm to HempHead
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ETA: Damn, yall censored Pettifoggers joke? Weak.
haha I respect authority, but that's a pretty widely-known joke I thought
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:31 pm to orleanstiger222627
Turns out, the horse was in the room with them
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:35 pm to orleanstiger222627
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat!
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:39 pm to orleanstiger222627
The Aristocrats
This post was edited on 6/5/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 6/5/26 at 2:59 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen
Eileen
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:02 pm to orleanstiger222627
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
Kill his family.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:04 pm to deeprig9
My 11yo told me this one this morning, adding to the repertoire-
Did you hear about that famous actress who just got stabbed? Reese something....
"Witherspoon?"
No, with a knife.
Did you hear about that famous actress who just got stabbed? Reese something....
"Witherspoon?"
No, with a knife.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:37 pm to orleanstiger222627
“Not necessarily in that order”
I need to take a shite and go to bed, but not necessarily in that order.
I need to take a shite and go to bed, but not necessarily in that order.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:40 pm to 3nOut
What do you call a cow masturbating?
Beef Stroganoff
Beef Stroganoff
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:44 pm to orleanstiger222627
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they’d fall back into the boat
Because if they fell forward, they’d fall back into the boat
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