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re: What's your go-to joke to say to someone?
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:10 am to orleanstiger222627
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:10 am to orleanstiger222627
What do Italians call a suppository?…..
An innuendo
An innuendo
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Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:18 am to orleanstiger222627
“The doctor was the boy’s MOTHER .”
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… yeah im aware it’s not really a joke, more of a riddle or whatever.. and actually ive never told it
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… yeah im aware it’s not really a joke, more of a riddle or whatever.. and actually ive never told it
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:18 am to SoFlaGuy
quote:
What do gay horses eat?
"Hayyyyyyyy" in gay voice
I used to tell that one often; i find that it’s funnier if you start by saying “What do horses eat ?”.. then the person says “Hay ?”.. then you say “what do *gay* horses eat”.. then the punchline.. but ymmv
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:20 am to orleanstiger222627
Why are you gay?
Bah
Duhm
Tiss
Bah
Duhm
Tiss
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:20 am to orleanstiger222627
If in mixed company, and need something clean- i like to tell the Interrupting Cow joke .
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there ?”
“The Interrupting Cow .”
“The Interr-“
“MOO !”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there ?”
“The Interrupting Cow .”
“The Interr-“
“MOO !”
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:26 am to orleanstiger222627
This, to me, is probably the best joke ever told on late night television.. ive told it a couple times, and it always kills - but you have to make sure and take your time, and get the details right.. of course, it helps if youre one of the greatest comedians who ever lived, like the one in this video .
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Posted on 6/6/26 at 5:34 am to orleanstiger222627
You hear about the guy addicted to drinking brake fluid?
He claims he can stop at any time.
He claims he can stop at any time.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 5:50 am to Webbbster
quote:
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other? Eileen
What do you call an asian girl with one leg longer than the other?
Irene
Posted on 6/6/26 at 6:01 am to orleanstiger222627
Did you hear about the 2 women that got kicked out of the Junior League?
One got a job and the other an orgasm….
One got a job and the other an orgasm….
Posted on 6/6/26 at 6:58 am to orleanstiger222627
“What time is it?”
“Time to get a watch”
“Time to get a watch”
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:49 am to tigersownall
I was talking to the skunk!
Posted on 6/6/26 at 8:07 am to 3nOut
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs and getting laid?
Still no fricking eye deer.
No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs and getting laid?
Still no fricking eye deer.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 8:07 am to kook
Took this black girl out once, I'm white, and asked her if she ever dated white men before? She said caucasionally.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 8:42 am to orleanstiger222627
Pre-cellphones, when i was in high school i used to work at a hotel.. id often have this exchange when guests would come into the lobby on their way to dinner or to the airport:
Them : “Can you call me a cab ?”
Me: “Ok, you’re a cab .”
… it never really got old .
Them : “Can you call me a cab ?”
Me: “Ok, you’re a cab .”
… it never really got old .
Posted on 6/6/26 at 1:28 pm to orleanstiger222627
A salesman knocks on a door. An eight-year-old answers wearing a smoking jacket, with a Marlboro Red in one hand and a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue in the other.
The salesman stares at him and says, “Uh... are your parents home?”
The kid takes a drag, exhales, and says, “Does it fricking look like it?”
The salesman stares at him and says, “Uh... are your parents home?”
The kid takes a drag, exhales, and says, “Does it fricking look like it?”
Posted on 6/6/26 at 3:28 pm to BK Lounge
I was about to tell a gay joke too, butt frick it.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 3:30 pm to orleanstiger222627
What has 49 teeth and holds back a monster?
my zipper
my zipper
Posted on 6/6/26 at 4:08 pm to Ldogg123
quote:
Know what the difference in a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is?
I try to pull this one out any time we are at a Greek/Lebanese place
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