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re: What's your go-to joke to say to someone?
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:50 pm to SoFlaGuy
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:50 pm to SoFlaGuy
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What do gay horses eat?
"Hayyyyyyyy" in gay voice
I came here to post this, even though I thought it was a really obscure joke and I was the only one who could possibly consider this my "go-to joke." Incredible1
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:19 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Did you hear the story about the deaf guy?
Neither has he
Neither has he
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:21 pm to orleanstiger222627
Women be shoppin
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:28 pm to orleanstiger222627
I'll have a coke
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:55 pm to orleanstiger222627
What do you call an army of babies?
An infantry
An infantry
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:01 pm to Funky Tide 8
What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
Usual response: Rrrrrrrrrr
No, the C
Usual response: Rrrrrrrrrr
No, the C
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:07 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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I came here to post this, even though I thought it was a really obscure joke and I was the only one who could possibly consider this my "go-to joke." Incredible1
This was my friends go to back in the late 90s
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:08 pm to orleanstiger222627
How do you tell a chromosome's sex?
Pull down it's genes.
Pull down it's genes.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:12 pm to PsychTiger
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:38 pm to orleanstiger222627
Know what the difference in a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is?
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:02 pm to orleanstiger222627
Another name for a colonoscopy is Cameron Diaz.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:10 pm to orleanstiger222627
When I was a kid I played piano by ear. Now that I’m all grown up I use my hands.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:16 pm to orleanstiger222627
Priest and a rabbi see a little boy walking down the street. Priest says “Let’s frick him.” Rabbi says “Out of what?”.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:21 pm to orleanstiger222627
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I love that one because of all the hate that follows.
A stick.
I love that one because of all the hate that follows.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:23 pm to orleanstiger222627
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:23 pm to orleanstiger222627
What's long and hard on a brother?
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:27 pm to orleanstiger222627
My 3yo (who lies to everyone and says he is 4yo). Pretty much tells everyone he meets this knock knock joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I’m Up
I’m up who?
HAHA you said you are ah poo
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I’m Up
I’m up who?
HAHA you said you are ah poo
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:39 pm to MikeD
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This was my friends go to back in the late 90s
It's seriously one of two jokes that I can tell successfully every time, because I've always sucked at telling jokes. The other one is blasphemous, so I won't share.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:40 pm to orleanstiger222627
What fricks like a tiger, eats anything using only its tongue, and winks?
After asking, maintain eye contact with the other person for a few seconds. Then slowly wink without breaking eye contact.
After asking, maintain eye contact with the other person for a few seconds. Then slowly wink without breaking eye contact.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:47 pm to Ldogg123
I've never paid to have a garbanzo on my face before
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