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re: What's your go-to joke to say to someone?

Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9822 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

What do gay horses eat?








"Hayyyyyyyy" in gay voice



I came here to post this, even though I thought it was a really obscure joke and I was the only one who could possibly consider this my "go-to joke." Incredible1
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
1100 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:19 pm to
Did you hear the story about the deaf guy?

Neither has he
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12969 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:21 pm to
Women be shoppin
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2455 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:28 pm to
I'll have a coke
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57201 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 4:55 pm to
What do you call an army of babies?

An infantry
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110298 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:01 pm to
What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

Usual response: Rrrrrrrrrr

No, the C
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8576 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

I came here to post this, even though I thought it was a really obscure joke and I was the only one who could possibly consider this my "go-to joke." Incredible1


This was my friends go to back in the late 90s
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10360 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:08 pm to
How do you tell a chromosome's sex?


Pull down it's genes.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8576 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:12 pm to
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Posted by Ldogg123
Lake charles
Member since Jan 2021
220 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 5:38 pm to
Know what the difference in a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is?
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
10188 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:02 pm to
Another name for a colonoscopy is Cameron Diaz.
Posted by Obi Wan Ryobi
Member since Feb 2026
291 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:10 pm to
When I was a kid I played piano by ear. Now that I’m all grown up I use my hands.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26178 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:16 pm to
Priest and a rabbi see a little boy walking down the street. Priest says “Let’s frick him.” Rabbi says “Out of what?”.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13195 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:21 pm to
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.



I love that one because of all the hate that follows.
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5720 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:23 pm to
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1851 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:23 pm to
What's long and hard on a brother?
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3rd grade
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151286 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:27 pm to
My 3yo (who lies to everyone and says he is 4yo). Pretty much tells everyone he meets this knock knock joke:

Knock knock

Who’s there?

I’m Up

I’m up who?


HAHA you said you are ah poo
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9822 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

This was my friends go to back in the late 90s




It's seriously one of two jokes that I can tell successfully every time, because I've always sucked at telling jokes. The other one is blasphemous, so I won't share.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16902 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:40 pm to
What fricks like a tiger, eats anything using only its tongue, and winks?

After asking, maintain eye contact with the other person for a few seconds. Then slowly wink without breaking eye contact.
Posted by luvdoc
"Please Ignore Our Yelp Reviews"
Member since May 2005
1195 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:47 pm to
I've never paid to have a garbanzo on my face before
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