re: What’s your death liquor??

Straight Tequila. Had to stop drinking it for a couple of years then slowly built up to blocking out that horrible night, until it happened again. Will only drink tequila in a margarita now.

The mere smell of tequila gives me the heaves.
Circa, 18th Birthday, Lafayette, LA. Tequila Sunrise night.

Southern Comfort

Literally the first time I drank alcohol in my life and I was 16 years old. Me and my friend took two girls (one of which was my crush and vise-versa) to the bowling alley. Somehow my friend had acquired a bottle of SoCo and I proceeded to fill up a red solo cup with it to the brim, and chugged every drop of it STRAIGHT in order to impress my crush in the backseat.

Flash forward to some unknown time later, and I'm making out with the school whore (a totally different girl than my crush) in one of the racing games in the bowling alley arcade. To this day I have no idea how this happened, as I had never even spoken to this girl before this night. Suddenly a cop appears at the little curtain to the racing game and he pulls me out and leads me right outside the front door of the bowling alley.

He says he knows I'm drunk and underage and you can't dry hump some whore in an arcade at a family venue. I proceed to throw up all over his pants and shoes. He takes it in stride and offers to call someone to pick me up, then gives me the whole lecture about underage drinking and how he should really take me to jail.

I call my aunt to pick me up and proceed to throw up all over the cop again. He somehow doesn't arrest me or even get angry as we wait outside for my aunt to come (my mom and stepdad were out of town).

I throw up about a dozen times out my aunt's window on the way home, and the next day I have the worst hangover I've had to this day - 20 years later.

I still can't drink or even smell Southern Comfort without getting sick. Even thinking about it right now is making my stomach turn

Can’t do Jack Daniel’s black anymore. Buddy had a bad drinking problem and I can still smell it coming through his teeth.

Diesel 190

Fireball and goldschlager based on same night

Everclear hasn’t been mentioned yet? Damn

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Rumpleminz followed closely by Tequilla

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rumple is the shite. can’t stand tequila though

Captain Morgan’s spiced rum