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What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?
Posted by Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 4:53 pm
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13Since I asked, I'll start. And the point of a dad joke is that by their own nature, they are inherently bad, which makes them funny.
Most people are shocked when they find out I am not a qualified electrician.
I mean, say what you want about deaf people ...
Liberace was fantastic on the piano. But he sucked on the organ.
Any new material to work with?
Most people are shocked when they find out I am not a qualified electrician.
I mean, say what you want about deaf people ...
Liberace was fantastic on the piano. But he sucked on the organ.
Any new material to work with?
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by When in Rome 
on 9/4/23 at 4:55 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 4:55 pm to Will CoverMy dad has always made the joke:
Dad: are you alert?
Me: yes
Dad: good, America needs more lerts
Dad: are you alert?
Me: yes
Dad: good, America needs more lerts
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by Grassy1 on 9/4/23 at 4:57 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 4:57 pm to Will CoverA stiff prick has no conscience
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by CaptainsWafer 
on 9/4/23 at 5:00 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:00 pm to Will CoverWhy do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
If they fell forward they’d fall back into the boat.
If they fell forward they’d fall back into the boat.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by LanierSpots 
on 9/4/23 at 5:03 pm to CaptainsWafer
on 9/4/23 at 5:03 pm to CaptainsWaferPull my finger
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by LemmyLives on 9/4/23 at 5:03 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:03 pm to Will CoverThose lawn darts aren't going to throw themselves.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by Sponge on 9/4/23 at 5:09 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:09 pm to Will CoverI used to work at a bank. One day this lady came in asked if I could check her balance.
So I pushed her.
So I pushed her.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by Btrtigerfan on 9/4/23 at 5:10 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:10 pm to Will CoverI would tell a gay joke, butt frick it.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by theunknownknight on 9/4/23 at 5:20 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:20 pm to Will CoverCleaning lady woke me up banging on the door, begging me to open it
So I got out of bed, opened the door, and let her out
So I got out of bed, opened the door, and let her out
This post was edited on 9/4 at 5:21 pm
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by CocomoLSU 
on 9/4/23 at 5:21 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:21 pm to Will Cover
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re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by SECdragonmaster on 9/4/23 at 5:23 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:23 pm to Will CoverWhat is a lazy man’s favorite form of exercise?
Diddly Squats.
Diddly Squats.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by GPayne on 9/4/23 at 5:35 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:35 pm to Will CoverWhy is there not a pregnant Barbie?
Because Ken came in a different box.
Because Ken came in a different box.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by LSU Delirium on 9/4/23 at 5:37 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:37 pm to Will CoverI’ve heard the following quite a lot at restaurants:
Waiter/waitress: Drink?
Dad: Bourbon and coke
Waiter/waitress: Kind of bourbon?
Dad: Brown
Waiter/waitress: Drink?
Dad: Bourbon and coke
Waiter/waitress: Kind of bourbon?
Dad: Brown
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by FrankandBeans on 9/4/23 at 5:39 pm to Will Cover
What was Ana and Elsa’s parents favorite band?
3 Doors Drown.
3 Doors Drown.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by whitetiger1234 on 9/4/23 at 5:42 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:42 pm to Will Cover“I’m drunk and mom’s face isn’t going to punch itself.”
Very eloquent, and brings back a lot of memories for me.
Very eloquent, and brings back a lot of memories for me.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by Jyrdis on 9/4/23 at 5:48 pm to Will Cover
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Add spring water.
Add spring water.
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by SalE on 9/4/23 at 5:50 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 5:50 pm to Will CoverHorse walks into a bar bartender says..Hey why the long face?
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by rattlebucket on 9/4/23 at 6:05 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 6:05 pm to Will CoverOrdered 12 bees for my hive. Beekeeper gave me 13. I asked why the extra 1. He says thats a free bee
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by yccsmf 
on 9/4/23 at 6:09 pm to rattlebucket
on 9/4/23 at 6:09 pm to rattlebucketA Giraffe walks into a bar and says ,”Hey everybody, high balls on me”!
re: What's your best "dad joke" or one-liners?Posted by molsusports 
on 9/4/23 at 6:19 pm to Will Cover
on 9/4/23 at 6:19 pm to Will CoverRIP boiling water
You are mist
You are mist
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