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re: What’s your best conversation starter for a girl that lives in the same apartment building
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:36 pm to James11111
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:36 pm to James11111
Have you seen Diehard?
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Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:36 pm to James11111
Can you hold my dick for a minute?
Hand her your pug named Dick.
Hand her your pug named Dick.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:37 pm to James11111
Find a reason to make contact (passing in the corridor, stairs, parking garage, same elevator etc.) and just say “hi” to feel out the situation. If she acts disinterested, move on - too risky otherwise in today’s #metoo era, plenty more pussy out there.
If she’s receptive, make it a semi-frequent occurrence, 2-3 times a week. Go from there. Don’t start with the creepy flirty shite until she shows legitimate interest.
And obviously if you hear her headboard knocking against the wall and her screaming, “frickkk stretch my pussy daddy, yessss!” followed by rhythmic slapping sounds, then don’t even bother.
If she’s receptive, make it a semi-frequent occurrence, 2-3 times a week. Go from there. Don’t start with the creepy flirty shite until she shows legitimate interest.
And obviously if you hear her headboard knocking against the wall and her screaming, “frickkk stretch my pussy daddy, yessss!” followed by rhythmic slapping sounds, then don’t even bother.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:37 pm to James11111
Pull out your dick. It’s 50-50
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:37 pm to James11111
You like anal?
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:37 pm to James11111
Ask if she has a few spare eggs
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:38 pm to James11111
Hey, I just farted over and it stinks. Mind if I come talk to you?
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:39 pm to James11111
Want to end up being portrayed on “The First 48”?
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:39 pm to James11111
Hey, I’m :yourname:, it’s nice to meet you for more than a quick smile. How are you?
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:42 pm to James11111
“Did you vote for Biden?”
Will be a quick way to tell if it’s worth a date or not
Will be a quick way to tell if it’s worth a date or not
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:42 pm to kingbob
quote:
it’s nice to meet you for more than a quick smile
Jesus, this is awful. Save that line for after you’re already dating and she wants to hear about how into her you were before you ever even went out. Women love hearing that they were admired from afar, even if it isn’t true. Gotta make her feel like she’s something special for just existing.
This post was edited on 8/28/21 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:44 pm to James11111
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:50 pm to Boring
quote:
Women love hear that they were admired from afar
Maybe after you’ve been dating, not at first. Women want men who don’t seem to want them at all. Attractive women are used to being hit on by thirsty baws all the time. They tend to automatically have a bitch shield raised to deter any “admirers”.
Someone who treats them like a person rather than a sex object or a godess stands out in a good way. If you treat them like they’re no one special, they’ll wonder why. They’ll think “what does he have going for him that he doesn’t treat me like I’m special.” That will make them want to find out. You’ll be more interesting to her as someone who just treats her like any other person than one who is obviously thirsty.
Women want a mystery to unravel. They often mistake indifference for confidence, it’s why they date douchebags that treat them like shitte. They assume that someone who doesn’t act like they care must be confident or better because everyone else obviously wants her. She’ll want to MAKE him want her. He becomes a challenge for her, so she becomes the hunter rather than the hunted.
Just find an excuse to talk to her. Don’t act like a thirsty, cringe-machine. Give her a complement, but nothing exciting, and just talk to her like a normal person you have zero interest in sleeping with.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:51 pm to James11111
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:52 pm to James11111
Just say, “Hey, I’m (your name)”
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:53 pm to SixthAndBarone
I hear offering deep tissue massages works great
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:58 pm to James11111
Hi.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 4:59 pm to James11111
A poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a gun
Get in my truck
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a gun
Get in my truck
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:02 pm to MaleB
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:04 pm to James11111
“Hi, haven’t officially met you yet. I’m James Oleven”.
She’ll then say her name _____
Ask a follow up question. Look interested in the answer. Now it’s a conversation.
She’ll then say her name _____
Ask a follow up question. Look interested in the answer. Now it’s a conversation.
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