re: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?

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vegan's vagina.

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Vegans in general.

Hog farm, stinks for miles!

A dead turtle under the seat of a rental car.

Seriously, I was working for a company that used to rent vehicles for people who needed to go out to the plants. The rental company would drop them off and one day someone had taken a rental to a plant and before he got on the interstate he turned around and came back to work. I was leaving to go to lunch and he called me over.

When he got in the car and took off he started smelling something pretty bad. By the time he got on the road he said he realized he couldn't go where he was going with that smell and wanted to try to see what it was. When he got back to work, he adjusted the seat and went all the way back and that when he really hit him. There was a dead turtle under the seat. He called me over and said "you think it smells in here"? I put my head in the car (the door was open) and it was the worst fricking smell I ever smelled. Then he showed me what he discovered. A big arse dead turtle under the seat.

It was as if someone saw a dead turtle on side of the road, went pick it up and put it under the seat. At least that was my first thought as to how it got there because it smelled like it had been dead for days and was in the hot sun or some shite.. Anyway, the contacted the rental company and they asked the person who drove it over if they smelled anything and they said no which would have been impossible. Of course no one had any idea how it got in there and they figured the last person to rent it put the dead turtle in the car, but it was one of those smells you it felt like you could taste it and if it was some kind of prank, that was a sick fricking prank.

When I was a boy of about 10 years of age, a first cousin and I were exploring a creek in south Mississippi where he lived. We found a dead hog on the bank, it was the middle of August, about 100*. The pigs stomach was swollen. It looked like a huge balloon. I took out a pocket knife and stabbed the belly. It made a "poof" sound and quickly deflated. When that hot, rancid rotten pig belly "farted" that built up gas it hit me in the face like a ton of bricks and I got very near to throwing up! It was single-handedly the worst thing I have ever smelled in my 59 years!

A ziplock bag of cooked rice fell behind a drawer panel in my fridge. Absolutely the worse God awful smell that took my wife and I over a month to find once we noticed it.

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Also, any necrotic tissue whether it’s a foot from diabetes or cancer.

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Although many others in the thread are probably equal, a gangrenous foot/leg is absolutely malevolent in that it goes home with you, in your clothes, hair, shoes, nostrils, and memory.

Busted throat abscess from mono. Well, that would be taste but that involves smell.

Kandahar Air Field shite wind from the pond.

A dead vulture's backbone. Bitch (dog) of my neighbor drug that thing onto my yard, rolled in it, and then started to chew on it. OMG! It was worse than my broken seafood stocked freezer after stewing for a week.

It was the smell that hit me right when our septic tank was cracked open to be siphoned. I believe I was 8 at the time and I went outside when my dad met the guy who drove up with the truck. I followed them to the spot where our septic tank was located, at about 15 feet from our kitchen window. I stepped up to be closer when the top was popped off and I immediately puked when the smell hit me. I can fully remember it today. It was horrific and much worse than any animal carcasses or days old shrimp/crawfish/fish refuse as well. Just absolutely horrible.

I live in a rural area surrounded by deer leases. My dog found a gut pile and apparently decided to dine on it. That night I walked in the living room and smelled something foul. As I followed the smell it got worse and worse until I was gagging. He got sick and threw up the guts in the living room floor.

I’ve been sprayed by a skunk, made some dicey decisions at the end of the night in my club days, and smelled that fish shite from Sweden. Nothing compares to what I smelled that night. I puked 4 times while cleaning it up and thanked god I didn’t have carpet.