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Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:07 pm to L1C4
Once woke up in the middle of the night with my bed soaking wet because the girl I brought home pissed herself.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:07 pm to LSUFanHouston
MPRA / AFPM?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:22 pm to L1C4
This hog picked me up once and took me home, I was drunk to and said F it and went down on her.
The next morning there was blood everywhere, fat bitch was on the rag and didn't even tell me.
Woke up and had no car so I had to wait on her fat arse to drive me back to the bar
The next morning there was blood everywhere, fat bitch was on the rag and didn't even tell me.
Woke up and had no car so I had to wait on her fat arse to drive me back to the bar
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:26 pm to L1C4
I met a couple girls while I was out for my birthday several years ago, exchanged numbers with them, didn't really pursue or think anything of it beyond that. Over the next year or so we'd hit each other up every once in a while and go drink together. Never hung out with either one outside of the bar, until one night I ran into both of them randomly.
The brunette had clearly been drinking for a bit, but when her blonde friend was leaving she said she would just get a ride with me. At this point I know where it's headin, and after a few more drinks I take her back to her place. She busts out a handle of vodka and we continue to partake.
One things leads to another and we get after it...everything is normal, sex is good, nothing to report there, but after we're done she gets out of bed...I'm thinking "here comes the sammich", but she instead pulls a giant photo album out of her dresser and starts showing me pictures of her dead fiancé who was killed in a motorcycle accident.
She's boo hooing and, still naked, tries to show me a phantom scar on her thigh where she apparently tried to stab and kill herself.
I've never been so uncomfortable in my life...I didn't want to leave cause the chick was suicidal, I didn't want to stay for obvious reasons. Ended up passing out after she said her piece, left at like 7 the next morning and never saw her or her friend again.
The brunette had clearly been drinking for a bit, but when her blonde friend was leaving she said she would just get a ride with me. At this point I know where it's headin, and after a few more drinks I take her back to her place. She busts out a handle of vodka and we continue to partake.
One things leads to another and we get after it...everything is normal, sex is good, nothing to report there, but after we're done she gets out of bed...I'm thinking "here comes the sammich", but she instead pulls a giant photo album out of her dresser and starts showing me pictures of her dead fiancé who was killed in a motorcycle accident.
She's boo hooing and, still naked, tries to show me a phantom scar on her thigh where she apparently tried to stab and kill herself.
I've never been so uncomfortable in my life...I didn't want to leave cause the chick was suicidal, I didn't want to stay for obvious reasons. Ended up passing out after she said her piece, left at like 7 the next morning and never saw her or her friend again.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:34 pm to JackieTreehorn
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Had one go ape shite for no reason when I suggested she had enough to drink. Threw a beer bottle through the mirror behind the bar and tossed the stool before being forcibly removed by a couple of bouncers. We keep in touch.
She went "Torchy's" on you?
There's a new sheriff in town! And her name, is Jackie Treehorn's date.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:41 pm to fr33manator
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We call that a Gygax Climax.
At first, I was confused. But I have to admit I laughed when I figured out who beard guy was
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:46 pm to Wind
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She was giving me head, I got a little excited and pushed it down her throat, she, a little drunk, vommited gummy bears all over my stomach, crotch and cock.
Same story but it was cane's. To make it worse I found her receipt the next day on my desk in Herget.
I also had a hookup in a drunken stupor go into the wrong bedroom (oakbrook the doors were next to each other) and piss in my roommate's bed.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:48 pm to fr33manator
Artax 
I can’t watch that part
I can’t watch that part
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:53 pm to Aspercel
My brother had a chick barf while she was riding him.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:31 pm to L1C4
Was working in New York, and went to the Renzo Gracie Academy to train. One of the black belts in the class was this hot Brazilian girl. She invited me to go out with her, some people from the class, and some of her friends.
She gets piss drunk and asks me to take her back to her place in Hoboken. When we get back to her apartment she asks if I want to roll. So we roll for a few minutes, then we start kissing, and undressing, and then she sneezes and shite just flies out all over me.
She gets piss drunk and asks me to take her back to her place in Hoboken. When we get back to her apartment she asks if I want to roll. So we roll for a few minutes, then we start kissing, and undressing, and then she sneezes and shite just flies out all over me.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:33 pm to L1C4
I had to hold my girl's hair one time while she puked.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:47 pm to White Bear
Had one piss on my dry cleaning pile
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:54 pm to White Bear
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I had to hold my girl's hair one time while she puked.
wow. what a crazy experience
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:05 pm to BlackAdam
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apartment she asks if I want to roll. So we roll for a few minutes
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:05 pm to L1C4
One night I was on acid and picked up this chick in a bar. We left shortly before last call and hit the back roads in her car. She had an ice chest full of beer and we ended up riding and drinking and eventually booking a room at a motel a good hour or so from where we left. The next morning I am hurting bad after coming down from the acid trip and consuming God only knows how many beers. She tries to hedge on taking me back to my truck seeing as how she lives in a different town that is closer to where we ended up spending the night. All this had been discussed before I ever left with her the night prior but of course, she was wanting the dick so she was quite agreeable. Anyway she reluctantly agrees to take me back but we stopped at a Jr. Food Mart for coffee and when I came out, that bitch had left my hungover arse there. This was in the days before cell phones so I had to find a payphone and call a buddy, who was himself hungover and an hour away, to come pick me up. Took a while to live that one down.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:06 pm to L1C4
Teeth getting in the way. Lips are so much better!
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:23 pm to L1C4
She got in my car. Drove home. Heel slipped on the running board. She hit her head on a concrete curb. Took her to the ER. Never talked to her after that.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:57 pm to L1C4
Picked up a chick at Reggie’s. Bring her home after eating wings. On the couch and she starts burping. Ok fine I ignore it. I’m unbuttoning her pants and she farted and starts crying saying she has a hemorrhoid and to move it out of the way if I wanted to butt sex her. I pretended to get sick and told her to go home so she didn’t “catch” what I had.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:58 pm to PeterPeterP
quote:Gross. Imagine spreading the cheeks when hitting it from the back and seeing that shite!
hemorrhoid and to move it out of the way if I wanted to butt sex her.
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