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re: Whats the worst excuse you've ever made to get out of bad sex?
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:40 pm to Gatorbait2008
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:40 pm to Gatorbait2008
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bitch had arm pit hair.
Get her on all fours and when you are behind, instead of grabbing her head hair or anything else, bend down and pull on that freaking arm hair. Guarantee that she shaves it immediately when she gets home and get scarred for life.
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Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:41 pm to X123F45
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I feel like I'm going to puke whiskey all over your back.
Damn, Rando. I didn't know you were a romantic.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:44 pm to CrimsonFever
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I thought of was "I would but I ate too much spaghetti". I
It’s almost like you ripped this off of a tweet someone posted yesterday
After scrolling that account it may be NSFW. But you stole your material.
This post was edited on 8/8/21 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:48 pm to CrimsonFever
What's this bad sex you speak of?
The only bad sex that I've ever experienced is the sex that didn't happen.
The only bad sex that I've ever experienced is the sex that didn't happen.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:53 pm to chuckie
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I have faked an orgasm before. Extenuating circumstances but felt like there was way more riding on the act for her than there was for me. Got a little weird professing her love for me and I noped out by faking.
Where do we send the lifetime achievement Academy Award to for the only faked orgasm by a man?
I think I saw this in a movie. What did you show use to show you finished? She bought the liquid white out trick, it didn’t work in the movie.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:54 pm to CrimsonFever
Bad sex? Even if the girl just lays there, you can still get yours.
Are you sure you’re not a peter puffer?
Are you sure you’re not a peter puffer?
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:00 pm to CrimsonFever
There is no such thing as bad sex
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:02 pm to CrimsonFever
She might have wanted Round 2 - The Redemption
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:13 pm to CrimsonFever
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She called me about a week later wanting me to come over for round 2 and the first excuse I thought of was "I would but I ate too much spaghetti"
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:17 pm to CrimsonFever
Told a girl once I was put the wrong condom on and was allergic to latex….. we were about to duck and I got everything rdy then she pulled them panties down and the smell hit me… was the first thing that came to mind. Basically told her that and ran out her apartment.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:25 pm to CrimsonFever
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:27 pm to CrimsonFever
Matched in a dating app and the girl shows up and the first thing she says is “ sorry I’ve gained some weight “ this girl was incredibly obese . Like holding up a fat roll to go get to her pussy and the mottled skin , she didn’t even want me to go down on her
Fricking her doggy style felt like I was fricking a Cadillac .
Told her I was finished and she left .
Fricking her doggy style felt like I was fricking a Cadillac .
Told her I was finished and she left .
This post was edited on 8/8/21 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 8/8/21 at 11:34 pm to Lawyered
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 8/9/21 at 1:08 am to Lawyered
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this girl was incredibly obese
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Like holding up a fat roll to go get to her pussy and the mottled skin
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she didn’t even want me to go down on her
Wait....what?
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 1:09 am
Posted on 8/9/21 at 1:50 am to CrimsonFever
Told her I gave great massages
Posted on 8/9/21 at 2:18 am to CrimsonFever
Not bad sex but I lied to my ex gf that I had a job interview at ccs coffee house so i wouldn’t have to go to her grandmas funeral in Mississippi. Would have had to ride with her and her parents no thank you.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 3:29 am to CrimsonFever
Probably would have still gone and had sex anyway.
I will take bad sex over no sex
I will take bad sex over no sex
Posted on 8/9/21 at 3:42 am to CrimsonFever
When I was in my 20s I sometimes had bad sex but it was more mental cuz I was worried about what they thought during or after (cuz girls like to talk as much as we do about their sex lives with friends). So like if they just lay there I wonder if it’s because I’m doing something wrong. Well that shite changed in my 30s cuz it’s all about me getting mine and I know exactly what I’m doing now so it’s always good. Ya just learn to insert subtle cues when they’re not doing much.
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 3:48 am
Posted on 8/9/21 at 4:51 am to Gatorbait2008
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fricking bitch had arm pit hair.
Why is this a deal breaker for a tinder hook up sex? You’ll stick your dick in a random chick but arm pit hair is a deal breaker? You can’t tell me her profile didn’t look hippie as hell.
I’m not a fan of arm pit hair nor a smelly vagina, but I’ve been married since pre hook up apps. Some of the things that turn you guys off make you appear soft as hell. If you expect a perfectly hygienic chick then date. If you want to stick your dick in strange it’s not always going to be perfect.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:39 am to RatherHunt
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we were about to duck and I got everything rdy then she pulled them panties down and the smell hit me… was the first thing that came to mind. Basically told her that and ran out her apartment.
Eazy-E would be so disappointed
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