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re: Whats the worst excuse you've ever made to get out of bad sex?

Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:15 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12739 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:15 am to
quote:

When she took her paints off it smelled like fish that had been in a cooler for two days.


Did they stick to the wall?


Larry Pierce - Yeast Infection

Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:24 am to
I got to wash my hair.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:22 am to
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What is this 'bad sex' you speak of?


As Richard Pryor put it. "Any woman out there thinks she has a bad pussy? I'd like to offer a second opinion."
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:28 am to
Your new handle: GayFever
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Hooked up with this girl after a party one night and it was horrible.
Reportedly your norm, Norm.

Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16632 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:07 am to
I have to go to the bathroom
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:14 am to
She called you back, so she did not think it was bad sex.

Sometimes you got to take one for the team.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23173 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:16 am to
Explosive diarrhea
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29636 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:28 am to
Like my buddy Phil says


The worst Pussy I've had was exquisite
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13831 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:29 am to
Would love details on how it was that bad...even my worst hook ups were fun in SOME way
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15050 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 9:10 am to
Too much kashi cereal and that I had mega gas.
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