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re: What's the most obscure/random place you've witnessed a physical altercation?

Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4098 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:16 pm to
Last year at school I had to break up two 250lb behemoths that started fighting in the bathroom. I just happened to be walking down the hall between classes and heard the walls shake. One kid had the other posted up off the ground against the wall with a one handed chokehold. Luckily, they broke it up fast, because ole boy in the chokehold was about to get wrecked. Before they separated, the other kid was saying some Jules-from-Pulp-Fiction type stuff so the kid in the chokehold is pretty lucky I showed up when I did.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18900 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:21 pm to
At the Shell Houston Open a couple years ago. It was serious, one guy even took his Sperry's off before throwing down.

Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:25 pm to
My front yard between my neighbors. I just sat on the rocking chair and watched. shite was legitimately more fun than Mayweather-Pacqiao or however you spell it
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3706 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:46 am to
In the lobby of the old Baker Cinema back in the day. A red neck looking guy jumped a guy in a leisure suit (well, way back in the day, ), knocked him down and kicked him in the face. Maybe he refused to have relations with his sister. idk
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11772 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:51 am to
In the Paris Metro, nice dressed woman starts flailing away at some guy with her purse, I don't know if he was with her or what it was about (don't speak French), finally he had enough of getting his arse whipped and started hitting back. Gard-dames arrived and broke it up.

Whole thing took less than 2 minutes.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:09 am to
Had to work detail at a gay pride parade in the 1980's. One guy beat up another because they had the same outfit on. I stood back and watched them slap each other until the crowd got to big enough and I could put on gloves due to aids considered widespread in that community back then. It was funny until my supervisor a huge African American woman broke them up and man handled them both like sacks of flower. We know who real man was and it wasn't the guys slapping each other.

Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49819 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:10 am to
Tw guys fighting at the Renaissance Festival in Texas. Over a hat.

Heard one of them say = "I paid $50 for that hat!!!!"

Did not get involved.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16214 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:53 am to
We were eating at a restaurant in Cocodrie that was right across the highway from where the shrimp boats would tie up. As we were eating, a boat pulled in and tied up and two guys jumped out. They ran to the middle of the highway and started duking it out, white boots and all.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31986 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 5:56 am to
Saw a man and a woman once right in the highway median, car parked there and they were really slugging it out.

I drove a little further and saw the cops coming with their bluelights on, that was in Georgia.
Posted by Retlaw
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Sep 2013
1253 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 6:15 am to
12:15 am Waffle House in Cherokee, NC following a Jamey Johnson show. Cat fight in which the two (2) drunk women couldn't figure out whether to hit, slap or hug each other as they did a bit of each during the fight. No pics and no, you would not HI with either.
Posted by mworld938
Jax Beach
Member since Sep 2008
1627 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 6:45 am to
Port call in Odessa, Ukraine, witnessed a guy in bear suit get beat down by some men when he was caught pinching ladies butts as they walked buy. He appeared to be drunk. It was a surreal sight watching a guy in bear suit get the shite kicked out of them. It was less funny after the bobble head part came off and he started bleeding. Cops broke it up but no one was arrested.
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
4009 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 6:47 am to
Little League game. Two dads got into a fight. Parents are ridiculous.
Posted by zsav77
Member since Oct 2011
6289 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:10 am to
quote:

At a wedding reception. All told there were about 20 guys that got involved, and there were some bloody noses,and one guy got a couple of teeth knocked out.


Sounds like a wedding I attended some years ago for some girl that my wife worked with... we left before it happened, but wasn't suprised considering it was in Westlake.

Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127622 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:12 am to
Mid 70s. Intersection of I-110 and Choctaw. Open field beside the underpass. Was at football practice for St Anthony elementary. Man and woman pull up to watch. One of my teammates says "That's my mom." Few minutes later another car pulls up and a guy gets out. Teammate cries out "That's my dad." It was on. Had never seen so much blood in my (very) young life. Mom is on top of the pile hitting dad with her shoe. I was terrified. Coaches hustled us away while other coaches/staff went over to get them to stop.
Posted by knuckleballer
Myrtle Beach, SC
Member since Jul 2012
916 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:45 am to
Sicily island, la. Gas station Coming back from thanksgiving visit with some relatives in north la. It was about 11:00 at night. Town completely dead. Two brothers get into a shouting match and one grabbed a shovel from the back of his truck and smacked the other in the face with the business end of it. My mom was in the car and was pretty disturbed so I stopped pumping and drove off.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7497 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Sonic.


I saw a fight break out at Sonic. Guy got his arse kicked a little. He pulls out a knife.

Then I saw the other man return to his truck and do something I thought I'd never see in my life.

He pulled a VHS tape from his truck, and beat the shite out of the knife wielding tard with a VHS tape.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:00 am to
At a funeral a couple of months ago
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:09 am to
I saw a guy beat the shite out of another guy with a snapping turtle
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24763 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:11 am to
At a 4 year old's birthday party. Apparently the two grandmas hated each other. They started jawing, and the next thing you know they were throwing punches. It didn't last long. Some people pulled them apart rather quickly and they were both told to leave. The party went on.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:13 am to
on a tennis court at the country club between two older woman...

not once, but twice, all over court time... alcohol played a role in both instances
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