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Posted on 1/9/18 at 6:48 am to cbree88
Some old dude at a Cardinals-Mets game in late 90's in St Louis sharted himself right there in his seat. It was a squirter, kinda coming up the sides of him as it erupted in a volcanic explosion.
Yeah about 10 of us got "something" on us "somewhere"
Yeah about 10 of us got "something" on us "somewhere"
Posted on 1/9/18 at 6:56 am to Eightballjacket
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When I was a very little kid, I thought a trough urinal at the stadium was a sink that I could wash my hands in.
This made me die inside.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 7:51 am to cbree88
piss balloons at LSU
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 7:57 am to Jeff Boomhauer
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:00 am to PhillyTiger90
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TJ Yeldon screen pass
Was coming say that exact play.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:02 am to cbree88
I took a friend of mine to his first ever LSU game last year against Missouri. About 5 seconds before the national anthem starts, this girl behind us starts yelling at us that "we need to stand up NOW". Of course we are going to stand for the anthem and I just thought she was just being extreme about standing for some reason.
No. Turns out her dad (grown arse fricking man) was fricked up beyond belief and started throwing up right behind us. Vomit went by his feet, on our seats, and on my friends shirt. And to make matters worse, those weren't even those people's seats. They were on their way to their seats and stopped behind us because this old baw can't hold his shite together.
Thankfully my friend had an undershirt. And MAJOR props to TS and the clean up crew. I texted that number they give with our section and they were out there in 5 minutes wiping and disinfecting.
No. Turns out her dad (grown arse fricking man) was fricked up beyond belief and started throwing up right behind us. Vomit went by his feet, on our seats, and on my friends shirt. And to make matters worse, those weren't even those people's seats. They were on their way to their seats and stopped behind us because this old baw can't hold his shite together.
Thankfully my friend had an undershirt. And MAJOR props to TS and the clean up crew. I texted that number they give with our section and they were out there in 5 minutes wiping and disinfecting.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:10 am to Loungefly85
My first LSU game was the Cotton Bowl against Texas like 15-years-ago.
After the game, for whatever reason, there were fights all over the place. I remember my dad was trying to get us the frick out of there and some LSU baw walked right up to a Texas guy trying to drive out of the parking lot and shattered his window.
Blood went everywhere. LSU baw, proceeded to unlock the door and drag the guy out and beat the piss out of him.
It was at that moment I realized that football wasn't all about what happened on the field and camaraderie amongst fans
After the game, for whatever reason, there were fights all over the place. I remember my dad was trying to get us the frick out of there and some LSU baw walked right up to a Texas guy trying to drive out of the parking lot and shattered his window.
Blood went everywhere. LSU baw, proceeded to unlock the door and drag the guy out and beat the piss out of him.
It was at that moment I realized that football wasn't all about what happened on the field and camaraderie amongst fans
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:16 am to cbree88
Didn't happen to me, but a buddy of mine was at candlestick at a giants game in the lower level. He was going to his seat and a wind blown dip spit came down from the upper deck and landed right in his beer.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:20 am to McCaigBro69
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After the game, for whatever reason, there were fights all over the place. I remember my dad was trying to get us the frick out of there and some LSU baw walked right up to a Texas guy trying to drive out of the parking lot and shattered his window.
Blood went everywhere. LSU baw, proceeded to unlock the door and drag the guy out and beat the piss out of him.
I was at that game. My favorite memory was the "LSU" chants down the ramps after a LOSS. The UT fans were lame as frick.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:35 am to cbree88
had just arrived on campus for LSU UF game in gainesville, I was wearing a purple and gold rugby shirt.. a group of tailgaters we came upon started yelling shite at us we just kept on walking.. 4 guys kinda stayed with us and one was getting in my face about inbred cajuns yada yada.. then said something about spitting on me and 3 of his buds started egging him on.. I calmly said don't do that as he hocked one up and spit in my face... he and his co horts stood there hooting and hollering and running their mouths..
I turned to one of the guys with me and gave him my wallet and watch and said.... nobody spits on me - be sure boss knows what happened and ya'll come bail me out....
I turned back to the spitter and he said.. dude there is 4 of us and only one of you.. I said. when your boys see what happens to you - they gonna run.... fast...
I walked up to him and absolutely destroyed him...... broke his collar bone with first contact, it was downhill for him after that - yes his boys high tailed it before he hit the ground..... about 15 seconds later when I had him pinned on the ground and was letting him know to never spit on me ever again and his team should win a conference title before he gets so cocky. I heard hard soled shoes clickity clacking up to me and heard someone say -
"SON don't fight me.. but I gotta get you off of hiM" I said yes sir officer - and he put billy club around my neck and backed me off.... He then said.. son - any man that spits on another man deserves what hes got coming - im gonna fall down you RUN and lose that damned shirt....
boom a few seconds later I was rolling..... but that was by no means the worst thing ive seen a UF fan do......
I turned to one of the guys with me and gave him my wallet and watch and said.... nobody spits on me - be sure boss knows what happened and ya'll come bail me out....
I turned back to the spitter and he said.. dude there is 4 of us and only one of you.. I said. when your boys see what happens to you - they gonna run.... fast...
I walked up to him and absolutely destroyed him...... broke his collar bone with first contact, it was downhill for him after that - yes his boys high tailed it before he hit the ground..... about 15 seconds later when I had him pinned on the ground and was letting him know to never spit on me ever again and his team should win a conference title before he gets so cocky. I heard hard soled shoes clickity clacking up to me and heard someone say -
"SON don't fight me.. but I gotta get you off of hiM" I said yes sir officer - and he put billy club around my neck and backed me off.... He then said.. son - any man that spits on another man deserves what hes got coming - im gonna fall down you RUN and lose that damned shirt....
boom a few seconds later I was rolling..... but that was by no means the worst thing ive seen a UF fan do......
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:39 am to cbree88
Not to me, but I went to the 2003 LSU/Bama game with some friends. Some LSU student a couple of seats down from me threw up all over an old Bama guy's back before the game started.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:44 am to cbree88
Had a 300lb man with disability sit directly behind me last year and shite himself either prior to or during the game. His 'caretaker' did nothing about it, while the 20 people around him (including me sitting literally right in front of him) had to bear the smell for most of the game. It was really uncomfortable all around because everyone just felt bad for him because we knew what happened...
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:46 am to cbree88
Once upon a time, during LSU's 2009 of 10 football season, this chick sat behind us before the game began. This was in the student section and for those who do not know, in order to get pretty close seats or good ones you usually have to get there 2 hours early for when they open the gates.
Nonetheless, she was slumped over. Basically had one too many and probably didn't eat. Told me friend at the time we better watch out in case she losses it. It was hot af that day too so i knew she was going to barf soon.
Well, she made it to half time, still slumped and as we sat down, i noticed this clear liquid streaming past my feet coming from behind me. Turn around and the chick is hunched over, continuously barfing clear whatever down the stands. Everyones like wtf on that row and three rows down in the area. Her friends walked her out and took her home
Nonetheless, she was slumped over. Basically had one too many and probably didn't eat. Told me friend at the time we better watch out in case she losses it. It was hot af that day too so i knew she was going to barf soon.
Well, she made it to half time, still slumped and as we sat down, i noticed this clear liquid streaming past my feet coming from behind me. Turn around and the chick is hunched over, continuously barfing clear whatever down the stands. Everyones like wtf on that row and three rows down in the area. Her friends walked her out and took her home
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:00 am to cbree88
I got puked on by a kid at a high school football game .. dad was carrying him either up/down the stands and kid puked on me. Dad lol about it. WTH? Went to the "fan shop" and bought whatever shirt they had that was my size. GROSS.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:02 am to cbree88
25 or so years ago I'm at a LSU football game and it's hot as all hell so I go down into the concourse/ramp area to get away from the crowds and try and cool off.
So I sit down with my soft drink and after a few minutes my arse gets wet. Turns out it was piss on me. Someone had pissed on the ramp about 20 feet above where I had sat down before I got there. I didn't realize it when I sat down and it just ran down to where I was.
I was so mad that I just left without seeing much of the game at all.
So I sit down with my soft drink and after a few minutes my arse gets wet. Turns out it was piss on me. Someone had pissed on the ramp about 20 feet above where I had sat down before I got there. I didn't realize it when I sat down and it just ran down to where I was.
I was so mad that I just left without seeing much of the game at all.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:23 am to cbree88
Some big old guy at the LSU vs. Notre Dame game in the Superdome that year was sitting behind me blasted me with three totally open mouth sneezes right to the back of my head.
They were violent sneezes so he had to lean forward to steady himself and a rumbles of "AAAAHHCHHAAAA" "AAAACCHHEEEWWW" "AAAACHHHAAA" like a bukake to the back of my head and neck
I turned around and yelled EXCUSE YOU, WHAT THE frick MAN!! and he Didn't say sorry or nothing...pretty alpha of him really
They were violent sneezes so he had to lean forward to steady himself and a rumbles of "AAAAHHCHHAAAA" "AAAACCHHEEEWWW" "AAAACHHHAAA" like a bukake to the back of my head and neck
I turned around and yelled EXCUSE YOU, WHAT THE frick MAN!! and he Didn't say sorry or nothing...pretty alpha of him really
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:25 am to McCaigBro69
quote:he's lucky it wasn't a Baylor game where he would have been raped
lood went everywhere. LSU baw, proceeded to unlock the door and drag the guy out and beat the piss out of him.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:51 am to cbree88
When Alabama fans touch our stadium.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:53 am to OWLFAN86
I also remember sitting in the stands at a high school all-star game like 15 years ago when some fat girl slipped on a Walmart bag right next to me while walking up the stairway. She farted on the way down and her friend that was with her told her “That’s ok. Just keep moving and I won’t tell anybody that that happened.”
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