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re: What's the messiest/scariest breakup you've ever had ?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 8:49 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 11/30/25 at 8:49 pm to shutterspeed
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I finally just turned off call waiting and got on AOL all night
I applaud you for this power move that sadly is probably lost on the younger generation.
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Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:00 pm to Stexas
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Had a girl tell all my friends I had a small willly. We had a fight and I told her I wasn’t wasting time being miserable. The next night we were at a pasture party with a pretty big group and she was drunk drunk. I’m still known as Peter Squeeter to those baws. I mean she wasn’t really wrong but dang as a HS dude it stung a little.
I mean. What’s considered a small Willy? Average is what - 5.5” long? A lot of guys think theirs is small, when it’s really not.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:02 pm to All Hat
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I dated an Italian girl in my early 20's whose family was "connected"
All italians used to say they were connected
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:55 pm to Jobu93
Raging about having a dream you cheated on her;
incredibly jealous;
weight gain towards the end.
Ran the Latina trifecta.
incredibly jealous;
weight gain towards the end.
Ran the Latina trifecta.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 10:21 pm to DarthGadget
Haha that’s good stuff
Posted on 11/30/25 at 10:34 pm to All Hat
In the early '90s I witnessed someone I used to work with break up over the phone with a deaf girl that he was dating.
All their calls were assisted where he talked to the operator, the operator typed what he said and it showed up on a screen at her house. She then typed her reply which was read to him by the operator.
After he said what he wanted to say, he had to use the words "go ahead" to let the operator know he was ready for them to transmit. They could not paraphrase, they type exactly what you say, verbatim.
"Alright, fine you fricking count, I'm through with this shite. You're fricking crazy anyway." .... "Go ahead"
All their calls were assisted where he talked to the operator, the operator typed what he said and it showed up on a screen at her house. She then typed her reply which was read to him by the operator.
After he said what he wanted to say, he had to use the words "go ahead" to let the operator know he was ready for them to transmit. They could not paraphrase, they type exactly what you say, verbatim.
"Alright, fine you fricking count, I'm through with this shite. You're fricking crazy anyway." .... "Go ahead"
Posted on 11/30/25 at 10:59 pm to All Hat
I was having a lot of casual fun with a girl just after I graduated LSU during the summer before I went to grad school.... after my lease ran out in BR I stayed w her a few weeks and it got way more serious than I actually wanted...for some reason I actually made the drive and came in a few weekends...one weekend on maybe my second night there I was taking a shower snd was like....wtf am I doing?? Literally dried off broke it off and while she was crying packed my duffel bag and just left.
Ended up going out drinking w a friend of mine and as luck would have it she was out w her friend too....I tried to lay low but she saw me and I could tell she started crying.... slept on my friends couch, left BR the next morning and just kinda deleted the whole saga from my memory for awhile.... ooops
Ended up going out drinking w a friend of mine and as luck would have it she was out w her friend too....I tried to lay low but she saw me and I could tell she started crying.... slept on my friends couch, left BR the next morning and just kinda deleted the whole saga from my memory for awhile.... ooops
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:12 am to DarthGadget
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Had one flush my car keys down the crapper to prevent me from leaving after I dropped the bomb.
So...of course I married her about a decade later.
However...been a very good 25 years.
Good ending!
I flushed my own keys down a toilet once. It was actually a set of rental car keys - one of those that they cable together two fobs and two four inch long plastic plates. The toilet was an auto-flush that used a powerful jet to conserve water. The keys fell out my pocket as I stood, and WHAM! They were gone baby, gone!
Never had a breakup, bad or good. My wife and I met when I was still 16, and we started dating three weeks later. That was 1979.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 6:14 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:18 am to Stexas
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I’m still known as Peter Squeeter to those baws
Come on, that’s a great TD name. Do it!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:24 am to Lsupimp
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She legit used chaos as foreplay.. I called it the mood-swing rodeo.The breakup was like a slow motion train wreck but also the sweetest relief of my life.
Bipolar pussy is the best pussy. In the end it’s not worth it.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:32 am to Penrod
If you get the name change approved I’ll do it. I own it with my IRL friends.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:40 am to blueboxer1119
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Pretty sure she’s a doctor in BR now.
What specialty/practice area?
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:44 am to All Hat
Never had a bad breakup. Just a little bit of crying and that’s about it.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:42 am to Antib551
quote:Perimenopause. The silent killer.
Wtf happens to women in thier 30s?!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:24 am to Gravitiger
quote:Of course when I called out the behavior and even made the slightest hint of a suggestion at that or getting bloodwork for hormonal imbalance (which she had a slight history of) I was SCALED as being an idiot.
Perimenopause. The silent killer.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:35 am to kywildcatfanone
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My first wife took all our money and stuff and moved while I was at work.
This is pretty much what happened with my first wife. She took everything, plates, drinking glasses, silverware and all.
I remember I went to the store and bought a frozen pizza and threw it directly on the oven rack, no baking sheet of course, and when it was about done it occurred to me I didn't have a damn thing to take it out with so I grabbed a pair of channelocks out of my truck and threw straight on the kitchen counter and ate it like that
Despite all that I still was feeling pretty good because I was frickin free!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:39 am to All Hat
Not me, but a guy I know. A few weeks after his wedding, he had to get surgery. Nothing major. His new wife didn't show up to the hospital to pick him up afterwards. He had to call a buddy to come get him.
When he got home, she had cleaned out the house. Like everything except for a coffee table.
Turns out she had been sleeping with the wedding photographer for months. She left him for the wedding photographer.
When he got home, she had cleaned out the house. Like everything except for a coffee table.
Turns out she had been sleeping with the wedding photographer for months. She left him for the wedding photographer.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:55 am to All Hat
My best friend in high school dated this little rich guy for a few months. She broke up with him and he stalked her for weeks after, begging to get her back. Would park outside her house every other night.
One night he showed up with about 100 dozen red roses all over her lawn (her parents lawn, being she was in high school). The next week he showed up and convinced her to come talk to him outside. It escalated and she ran away, he caught her and dragged her by her hair back to his car. Ended with cops.
I could tell many crazy, sad & scary stories from high school. And this was a catholic/private school. The biggest assholes were the ones with rich parents.
One night he showed up with about 100 dozen red roses all over her lawn (her parents lawn, being she was in high school). The next week he showed up and convinced her to come talk to him outside. It escalated and she ran away, he caught her and dragged her by her hair back to his car. Ended with cops.
I could tell many crazy, sad & scary stories from high school. And this was a catholic/private school. The biggest assholes were the ones with rich parents.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:57 am to PrettyBird
There was a story like that in the news not long ago where the kid started with the love bomb stuff then eventually shot through her window and killed her.
ETA: here it is LINK
ETA: here it is LINK
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:59 am to boosiebadazz
My first marriage
quote:ended with restraining orders
started with the love bomb stuff then
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