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re: What's the messiest/scariest breakup you've ever had ?

Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:27 pm to
Yeah, I am sure her family that was in the mob was willing to risk it all by killing someone who broke it off with a girl in their family.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8531 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:29 pm to
I dated this girl right after my HS graduation. I was going to LSU and she was going to another SEC school 10+ hr away so I told her from the get-go it wasn't going to be anything permanent. She was really nice and took it pretty hard when it was time to call it quits. A couple years later, her mother ended up murdering the mother's best friend with a butcher's knife.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196556 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:30 pm to
a Latina would've stabbed you herself
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55979 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:37 pm to
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French exchange student


Did you bang her?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196556 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:39 pm to
no

i was scared of sex like a good Christian boy


but more importantly my father made it very clear to me that I was responsible for her, as I was my sister when everybody was out partying or running the roads
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74850 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:41 pm to
Nice hair brah.
Posted by caill430
Da Dirty Dell
Member since Jul 2005
1408 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:41 pm to
I cried for 6 months while she banged everything in SE Louisiana.
Posted by kenna bra
Kenna bra
Member since Jul 2020
81 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:45 pm to
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I cried for 6 months while she banged everything in SE Louisiana.


My condolences. I didn’t know she did this to someone else too.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196556 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:46 pm to
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Nice hair brah.
da nada
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
2939 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:13 pm to
I had the full redhead experience in 2018.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9950 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 9:26 pm to
I know black chicks like to throw all your clothes in a pile and pour bleach all over them. Seen it in a lot of police reports.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86170 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:17 pm to
Once upon a time, many years ago, Borderline Betty took me on a VIP guided tour of every corner of Crazy Town- every single stop- the complete itinerary. . She legit used chaos as foreplay.. I called it the mood-swing rodeo.The breakup was like a slow motion train wreck but also the sweetest relief of my life.

I learned the lesson. Don’t date the congenitally unhappy and unlucky -find yourselves a good woman, baws.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23079 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:18 pm to
Cool story bro
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1961 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

she was beyond pissed.


Ok… so she was angry but nothing ever happened? Because I gotta tell ya, that’s not the best story I’ve ever heard. Or something did and you left it out?
Posted by RocknRollAZ
Arizona
Member since Apr 2025
390 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:36 pm to
Not really messy or that scary. But...

I bought a Lews Wally Marshall Rod. Used it a thousand times. A lot of the times with her by my side. It was my favorite fishing rod. It wasn't that expensive or anything. $150 or so dollars. I just liked it. She knew how much I liked that particular rod. Bitch ran it over with her truck on her final drive out of my drive my way.

I saw red... I picked up a few rocks and a brick and aimed for the front windshield. I didn't even hit the truck which made me more mad. Never saw her again once she drove off.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21349 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:40 pm to
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A couple years later, her mother ended up murdering the mother's best friend with a butcher's knife.


Because you broke up with the daughter two years earlier? Damn. She took that shite hard.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 10:42 pm to
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while she banged everything in SE Louisiana


I think I know who you are.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9298 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 7:44 am to
One breakup in my early 20's that the ex stalked me for the better part of a year. Cock blocking me at every opportunity.

Divorce from my first wife had all the elements of one of those breakups you read about in the tabloids. Ended up costing me about $100k in legal fees to finally be rid of her.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16659 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 7:59 am to
Dated a crazy, bi polar, mentally ill chick. Was the best relationship I ever had for the first two months, then was about 6 more months of absolute misery. Constantly tried to break it off for 4 of those months. Manipulative, lies, guilt, and stalking ensued.

The final straw was her saying she was coming to my house for a final talk (for the 100th time). I responded I wasn’t home. Got home about 11:00pm to find a staged rape scene on my front lawn (clothes, purse, glasses, etc scattered across the yard). Apparently her story was she was coming by to talk and one of my neighbors raped her. I called the cops. They said they’ve never seen something more staged. They issued a criminal trespass warning that night and eventually followed through with a restraining order. That pretty much ended it. Got a couple random emails over the next week, but as advised, I didn’t respond.

Never felt trashier and do not wish that experience on anyone. It got to a point the last couple months of that where I always made sure I had an alibi wherever I was just in case. I’m thankful to this day I wasn’t home that night. Who knows what her real ‘plan’ was going to be.
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 8:08 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18070 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 8:20 am to
Never really broke up with a girl before. They all leave me for some reason.
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