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re: What's the Hottest steaming load of BS anyone ever told you?

Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:38 am to
Posted by lroach2
Lake Chuck
Member since Jul 2008
1475 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:38 am to
That St George is bad for EBR
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85997 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:38 am to
I'm guessing someone already said "if you like your insurance you can keep it"
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36397 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:41 am to
Met this 22 year old douche this weekend. He claimed that he used to make 200k a year welding, but he got tired of it, so now he's going to school to become a lawyer. He graduates undergrad in May, so I'm curious how many years he worked as a welder . My guess is that he welded something for a few hours and extrapolated what he was paid over an entire years of work.

He also claimed that he made a 157 on the LSAT (I have no idea what a good score is) and that he got a full ride to Tulane Law.

He also claimed that he was shot three times in the chest and survived cancer...

He may have been the second biggest douche I've ever met.
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:43 am to
"You're a an essential piece of this company"
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
48052 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I wasn't trusted to drive the truck/tractors on the farm until I was ten.

That is when I learned to drive. Mostly with an old Ford tractor plowing the corn field. I was driving the truck on back roads by my self when I was 12.
Posted by sushisucks
Member since Dec 2013
599 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:05 am to
"Don't study Mechanical Engineering it's not worth it. I'm a CM major and I just got offered a $40/hr internship."
Posted by BackInBlackTiger
Member since Mar 2014
2357 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:14 am to
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That Obama is American


This and its not even close
Posted by tigereye81
Member since Apr 2012
259 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:48 am to
That they know someone that can stand on the ground, do a backflip and land on top of a school bus.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 1:33 pm to
Hottest steaming load of BS ever told to me was, " I can't get pregnant, I'm on my period." It was soon followed by, "18 years, 18 years, I got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years." #neverfrickyourwelfarepatients
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 1:34 pm
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 2:20 pm to
If we don't drastically raise the price of electricity there will be cataclysmic climate change that could otherwise be prevented.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 2:31 pm to
That Brock Lesnar beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania 30 in New Orleans on 4/6/2014 to snaps the streak bringing the record to 21-1.
Posted by Poseidon
Member since Mar 2014
22 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:38 pm to
Almost every time a politician opens his/her mouth.

Second only to, "I'm not a whore like the other girls. I'll never cheat on you." As well as, "Don't believe what you read about me on the internet. Thats not really who I am." Not surprisingly, by the same girl.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133387 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Second only to, "I'm not a whore like the other girls. I'll never cheat on you." As well as, "Don't believe what you read about me on the internet. Thats not really who I am." Not surprisingly, by the same girl.


Paige?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Met this 22 year old douche this weekend. He claimed that he used to make 200k a year welding,
I know some 35-45yr old welders who make that and don't even hit 40hrs most weeks
Posted by Poseidon
Member since Mar 2014
22 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Was in an elevator that started falling at a paper mill I worked at in college. It fell 5 floors. The emergency brakes caught it on the 3rd floor and no harm done. I just back into one of the corners and braced to hit. One of the scariest moments of my life.


I could almost add this to the list. Other than yourself, what was it carrying? Do know where the hoist motor was located?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19789 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:40 pm to
Bitcoin is a good investment.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:03 pm to
That America is still the greatest country in the world, we have the best medical system educational system, (fill in the blanks)in the world. Or that people are smart.
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
8033 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:24 pm to
Teen kid that was a stepson of a hunting club member told us at the camp he had been attacked by a wolf. He only offered up the info after we asked if he had seen any deer that morning while hunting. Stated he saw a huge buck with an enormous rack and went to shoot but that's when a very large wolf attacked him. He of course couldn't get a shot off at the wolf or deer. And he somehow didn't have a scratch on him either.
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