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re: What's the first thing you'd do if you somehow made a working time machine?

Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:39 am to
Posted by MidCityTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
784 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:39 am to
I would have kept Lincoln out of the Ford Theater and saved the South from the Radicals in Congress and the resulting Reconstruction.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:40 am to
Tell the founding fathers to be a lot more detailed with the constitution.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295496 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:40 am to
Go back to when my dad was young and have a talk with him.

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42925 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:42 am to
2 chicks at the same time.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31976 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:44 am to
Tell Jefferson Parish officials to zone everything R1 and not allow all those apartment complexes to be built.

Tell the founding fathers to get rid of slavery.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72095 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Go back and pinch baby Karl Marx's head off.
Hitler
Stalin
Mao
Castro


If you kill Marx, odds are you won’t even have to bother with the rest of your list.

As for me, I’d go back to Virginia in the year 1619 to advise the colonists on agricultural best practices. On my way back, I’d stop in the year 1918 to 1919 and travel across the country advising state legislatures on the eventual results of a certain amendment then being considered for ratification.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5337 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:47 am to
I would go back to August 16th 2014 and spend the day with my oldest son. Maybe with me around he would have gotten the medical help he needed quicker before he passed. (Not drug related, a medical issue that might have been different if help had been seeked earlier)
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 9:49 am
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29732 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:52 am to
go to this sunday in the future, get the winning powerball numbers immediately and return back to present. Buy powerball ticket. Win Powerball. Destroy time machine.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3925 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:54 am to
I would go back to 1939 Nazi Germany and have Hitler kill me.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39854 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:55 am to
"hey great grandpa, you silly scotch irish frick. There is oil over there"
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13515 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:56 am to
quote:

try to bone Dolly Parton


Try to marry her.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
12013 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:57 am to
buy land and stocks
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10406 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Tell the founding fathers to be a lot more detailed with the constitution.


What about just telling them to outlaw slavery

would’ve saved us a world of hurt
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54816 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:01 am to
Go back to the days when my grandmother and grandfather, cousin, and great grandmother and my husband's sister, cousin, and grandmother were alive.
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
3380 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:02 am to
Stop family members from going to ‘Nam.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34079 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Marx and Engels would have not made it past puberty.


and Muhammed
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69525 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:08 am to
Go back to 2006 and be in Poland when David Gilmour played at Gdansk


VIP passes please


Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15626 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Try to marry her.


baby steps. That's the end goal.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6000 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:10 am to
go back and tell my younger self all the guaranteed investment options, give him a wad of cash.

go back to my now much richer present day.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4338 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:14 am to
I'd sink every slave ship in the world
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