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re: What’s the dumbest question a girl has ever asked you?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:52 am to samson73103
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:52 am to samson73103
"Is it in?"
--Wow, that must have made you feel real bad.
--Wow, that must have made you feel real bad.
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:52 am to 19
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We were having a fuxk fest on Spring Break after playing a gig at La Vela at the hotel. Chick the bass player had just nailed climbed into the bed with me saying, "my turn?"
I turn to my chick and say, "how bout a switch?"
She looks confused and says, "a switch? you wanna do it with the lights on?"
Caught crabs.
Good times.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:54 am to Torrence Hatch
Where are the guys from Florida / Georgia line from ? Serious question
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:56 am to Torrence Hatch
Had one insist that vampires and werewolves were real because she had "read about them in these books" (Twilight Saga).
First I explained to her what a work of fiction was then I convinced her that while vampires and werewolves were not real, Godzilla was very much a real thing and had come out of the ocean and destroyed the city of Tokyo in 1952.
First I explained to her what a work of fiction was then I convinced her that while vampires and werewolves were not real, Godzilla was very much a real thing and had come out of the ocean and destroyed the city of Tokyo in 1952.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:59 am to Torrence Hatch
Me and a girlfriend i had dated a while back were playing cards against humanity and she turned to me and said i don't know what this card means. I ask her to show me the card. The card said Auschwitz. She had never heard the name.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:01 am to Torrence Hatch
not the dumbest but a memorable one was "how do they get the grass to grow like that?" in reference to bales of hay. This is the same one that ran most 4 way stops because "everyone else is stopping"
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:02 am to Torrence Hatch
My wife asked me one time how I knew we were driving south.
We were coming from NE AL to Orange Beacch.
We were coming from NE AL to Orange Beacch.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:06 am to TDsngumbo
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In BIOL 1001 at LSU, we were discussing how during the beginning stages of human development inside the womb, humans have gill-like anatomy to breath. Similar to fish, but then they go away as the body grows.
Ummm, did they really teach that? Embryos get their oxygen from the umbilical cord. There are no gills. Y'all should have laughed that professor out of the auditorium, too.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:06 am to Torrence Hatch
An old GF and I was watching TV and back in the day, they used to run those Greatest Songs CD commercials for any type of genre. Well one was something like the greatest POP songs of whatever year and I noticed she had this dumbfounded look. I asked what was wrong and she said she knows all the songs shown but who sings "plus many more"? Dumb as a stump.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:06 am to IAmNERD
Co-worker overhearing a discussion of how old fashioned popcorn you pop on the stove is so much better than microwave: "You can buy popcorn in the store that's not microwave popcorn? What is it called?".
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:08 am to Torrence Hatch
At Stevie Wonder Jazz Fest concert got a spot right up near the stage. Not a question but she said “I think he’s looking at us”.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:08 am to Torrence Hatch
Honest to God, real question...
I dated a Britt back in the mid 90's, she had a friend and her boyfriend come in to NO from Liverpool and stayed for about a week...
I was filling beach balls and throwing them in my gf's pool and the friend seriously ask me if they sank... I shite you not...
Also dated a girl who grew up in a relatively new neighborhood where all the utility lines were underground...
When she first came to my parents house in Old Metry, she asked me what all those wires were going to the houses..
I dated a Britt back in the mid 90's, she had a friend and her boyfriend come in to NO from Liverpool and stayed for about a week...
I was filling beach balls and throwing them in my gf's pool and the friend seriously ask me if they sank... I shite you not...
Also dated a girl who grew up in a relatively new neighborhood where all the utility lines were underground...
When she first came to my parents house in Old Metry, she asked me what all those wires were going to the houses..
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 9:25 am
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:11 am to Torrence Hatch
What date is Cinco de-Mayo on this year?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:15 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Are we going to sit here and talk or are we going to go back to your apartment?
So in other words you weren’t pick up on the hints and she had to get to the point.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:18 am to Torrence Hatch
The classic, how many girls have you slept with
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:18 am to ssgrice
Response in an interview; "I love 401k's ran one last year" 
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:20 am to CHEDBALLZ
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I had my 6 week old son with me and the hostess seated me and him and my wife, she looked in the baby carrier, he was sleeping, and says..... "Oh, hes so cute, did he open his eyes yet?"
You are the people that take infants into sit down restaurants.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:31 am to 19
quote:
We were having a fuxk fest on Spring Break after playing a gig at La Vela at the hotel. Chick the bass player had just nailed climbed into the bed with me saying, "my turn?"
I turn to my chick and say, "how bout a switch?"
She looks confused and says, "a switch? you wanna do it with the lights on?"
I missed the La Vela part of this post at first and thought "holy shite, my former guitarist post on TD". Something similar happened with us, only in Houston. Main difference being no crabs.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:32 am to Torrence Hatch
Should I swallow
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:52 am to Torrence Hatch
The current GF and I were on a train and passed a field of cows. She looks at me and goes, “if farmers aren’t gonna slaughter the cows and sell or eat the beef, what’s the point of keeping them around? Like are they good pets or something?”
I immediately went to the cafe car and ordered a glass of milk to demonstrate my answer. A year later I still give her shite about it.
She’s a smart girl (UGA grad, CPA) but has her blonde moments like all the others.
I immediately went to the cafe car and ordered a glass of milk to demonstrate my answer. A year later I still give her shite about it.
She’s a smart girl (UGA grad, CPA) but has her blonde moments like all the others.
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