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re: What's the biggest woman you've ever been with?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:05 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:05 pm to boogiewoogie1978
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day.
How can I leave this behind?
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:12 pm to boogiewoogie1978
My wife
They sure do gain weight
They sure do gain weight
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:14 pm to cbree88
quote:
Was she quite the farter as well?
I doubt it. Even though she was big, she was pretty classy and came from a wealthy family. We only hooked up a few times. I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is on TD
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:14 pm to boogiewoogie1978
6'1" and former long drive champion
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:17 pm to Jenious
quote:
doubt it. Even though she was big, she was pretty classy and came from a wealthy family. We only hooked up a few times. I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is on TD
Ah ok.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:17 pm to boogiewoogie1978
42 I
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:19 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Probably 145lbs
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:20 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:25 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I am in Arkansas so....
She was from Perry County, married and a Hoss. Met her at a bar in Conway.
She was from Perry County, married and a Hoss. Met her at a bar in Conway.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:25 pm to boogiewoogie1978
You guys are having sex?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:28 pm to Centinel
quote:
tree fiddy and UR MOM
Probably the same lady.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:31 pm to boogiewoogie1978
5’6
Probably around 160lbs but a lot of that weight was in her boobs and thighs.
Probably around 160lbs but a lot of that weight was in her boobs and thighs.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:36 pm to HillabeeBaw
quote:
Any gal over 125-130lbs is a big NOPE
Uhhh
So you’re a pedo or a Peter (Dinklage) sized individual?
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:48 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Probably 250. And she ate like a horse so I had to dump her after I pounded it once after my fricking tab after dinner was $300+. Bitch got a porterhouse and 6 sides. 
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:51 pm to CrappyPants
1st wife was 6'1" very nordic
Posted on 1/6/26 at 4:57 pm to OWLFAN86
6-3, 200 pounds. She played basketball at my school. From Atlanta and a different tone.
I was 5-9, 220 at time. Country boy from the holler. She liked the way I sang Tim McGraw and Nelly at karaoke.
We saw each other discreetly off and on for a few months.
I was 5-9, 220 at time. Country boy from the holler. She liked the way I sang Tim McGraw and Nelly at karaoke.
We saw each other discreetly off and on for a few months.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 5:00 pm to boogiewoogie1978
6’3”
All 3 roommates were over 6 feet tall. They all wanted to date me since I was taller than them. Also dated the girl in the dorm room next to them.
All 3 roommates were over 6 feet tall. They all wanted to date me since I was taller than them. Also dated the girl in the dorm room next to them.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 1/6/26 at 5:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
You could say she's got it all
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
You could say she's got it all
Posted on 1/6/26 at 5:10 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I'd never broken 180 until the time I broke 280.
First few days post seperation, tinder match she was about 6ft and 160lbs in her pictures. Showed up to the restaurant in the afternoon and she was a good 300 on the hoof. I politely have dinner, and say my goodbyes and she says, I live around here if you want to watch a movie.
I for some reason said yes. I agree to follow her in my car. In the two minute drive I ask myself repeatedly wtf I'm doing. Dick responds with, get rid of this first one.
Make it about 10 minutes into the movie before all hell breaks lose. Honest assessment? Shamefully outstanding. too good. I stumbled put of her apartment needing a bleach shower at daybreak.
Drive the 50 miles home and on the ride home realize, I have to do it again
I probably went back a dozen times, even after a half dozen or so more visually appealing successes outside of her.
I finally just had to shut it down because I was there three times in a week.
If you lined up every woman I've been involved with, there is zero rhyme or reason to it. The skinniest was probably 5 10 and 105lbs with no tits or arse but a gorgeous face sorrority chick. To a 4 ft 9 little nymph with pink hair who was tiny tiny yet had a kardashian arse pre kardashian. The only common denominator is daddy issues.
Not gonna lie, whatever baw married that big girl is going to bed every night with a full belly and empty balls.
First few days post seperation, tinder match she was about 6ft and 160lbs in her pictures. Showed up to the restaurant in the afternoon and she was a good 300 on the hoof. I politely have dinner, and say my goodbyes and she says, I live around here if you want to watch a movie.
I for some reason said yes. I agree to follow her in my car. In the two minute drive I ask myself repeatedly wtf I'm doing. Dick responds with, get rid of this first one.
Make it about 10 minutes into the movie before all hell breaks lose. Honest assessment? Shamefully outstanding. too good. I stumbled put of her apartment needing a bleach shower at daybreak.
Drive the 50 miles home and on the ride home realize, I have to do it again
I probably went back a dozen times, even after a half dozen or so more visually appealing successes outside of her.
I finally just had to shut it down because I was there three times in a week.
If you lined up every woman I've been involved with, there is zero rhyme or reason to it. The skinniest was probably 5 10 and 105lbs with no tits or arse but a gorgeous face sorrority chick. To a 4 ft 9 little nymph with pink hair who was tiny tiny yet had a kardashian arse pre kardashian. The only common denominator is daddy issues.
Not gonna lie, whatever baw married that big girl is going to bed every night with a full belly and empty balls.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 5:16 pm to EastCoastCajun
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