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re: What's the best/worst gag Christmas gift you've given/received?
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:58 am to CHEDBALLZ
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:58 am to CHEDBALLZ
You know what I got for Christmas last year? It was a banner frickin' year at the old Bender family! I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey! Smoke up Johnny!"
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:23 pm to Ajo Devil
1) Got a free kitten in the Walmarks parking lot, gave it to a co-worker who is allergic to cats... (Angela should not have taken my swingline)
2) Picked up a big fresh flower arrangement from the cemetery, girlfriend was very impressed with how big and nice the flowers were that I "bought" her.
2) Picked up a big fresh flower arrangement from the cemetery, girlfriend was very impressed with how big and nice the flowers were that I "bought" her.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:39 pm to Ajo Devil
I don't think I ever gave or received a gag gift before.
The worst gift I think I ever received.. On my mom's side it is a big family, everyone use to pull names and I had a cousin from Shreveport who I didn't ever really see much, pull my name and he got me a sweatsuit.. You know those cheap, same color, sweatsuits you get from walmart? It was one of those.. Red.. And it was two sizes too small.
The worst gift I think I ever received.. On my mom's side it is a big family, everyone use to pull names and I had a cousin from Shreveport who I didn't ever really see much, pull my name and he got me a sweatsuit.. You know those cheap, same color, sweatsuits you get from walmart? It was one of those.. Red.. And it was two sizes too small.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:40 pm to SEClint
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Had a cousin give everyone a framed picture of themself.
Sorry about your gender-neutral cousin. Really progressive for 1987.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:46 pm to Ajo Devil
Gave a painted metallic blue hog skull!
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:53 pm to el Gaucho
Guy I used to work with would always pick a random year or two for the Now That’s What I Call Music CD series. It was random as hell but people would steal it like crazy.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:03 pm to DelU249
Damnit Fox
Where do you find shite like that.

Where do you find shite like that.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:05 pm to hawkster
Oh Lord. Just found my secret santa gift.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:15 pm to Ajo Devil
To this day I'm still unsure if it was a gag gift, deep down I know she was serious.
When I was about 11, and my brother 8, one of my aunts, fresh off attendance of a Kid Rock concert bought us each a T shirt for Christmas. My brother's shirt was the silhouette of a stripper and said "I support Single Moms". Mine, was a cartoonish depiction of Kid Rock dressed as Uncle Sam with "I Want You to Suck My Balls". My parents were none too thrilled.
When I was about 11, and my brother 8, one of my aunts, fresh off attendance of a Kid Rock concert bought us each a T shirt for Christmas. My brother's shirt was the silhouette of a stripper and said "I support Single Moms". Mine, was a cartoonish depiction of Kid Rock dressed as Uncle Sam with "I Want You to Suck My Balls". My parents were none too thrilled.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:21 pm to Ajo Devil
I found a pic of the OP with all his gag gifts.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:28 pm to Ajo Devil
One year, at a Chinese Christmas party, I got a poster the said "Hauling arse" and had three girls in bikinis in the back of a pick up. Luckily for me, I had my pick of anything someone else had already chosen. I took a Bonsai tree from a young lady and stuck her with the Hauling arse poster.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 2:01 pm to kook
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You know what I got for Christmas last year? It was a banner frickin' year at the old Bender family! I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey! Smoke up Johnny!"
Don't mess with the bull, young man - you'll get the horns.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 2:03 pm to CoachChappy
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2 years ago, my idiotic female cousin gave out "I'm with her" bumper stickers as a sincere gift.

Posted on 12/6/17 at 2:43 pm to hawkster
I think this one would be more popular


Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:38 pm to Ajo Devil
Best received gift - rubber chicken.
Best given gift - Small jar of crushed kidney stones.
Best given gift - Small jar of crushed kidney stones.
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