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re: What's the best/worst gag Christmas gift you've given/received?

Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:58 am to
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2160 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:58 am to
You know what I got for Christmas last year? It was a banner frickin' year at the old Bender family! I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey! Smoke up Johnny!"
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33355 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:01 pm to
Bag-O-Glass
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:23 pm to
1) Got a free kitten in the Walmarks parking lot, gave it to a co-worker who is allergic to cats... (Angela should not have taken my swingline)

2) Picked up a big fresh flower arrangement from the cemetery, girlfriend was very impressed with how big and nice the flowers were that I "bought" her.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:39 pm to
I don't think I ever gave or received a gag gift before.

The worst gift I think I ever received.. On my mom's side it is a big family, everyone use to pull names and I had a cousin from Shreveport who I didn't ever really see much, pull my name and he got me a sweatsuit.. You know those cheap, same color, sweatsuits you get from walmart? It was one of those.. Red.. And it was two sizes too small.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Had a cousin give everyone a framed picture of themself.



Sorry about your gender-neutral cousin. Really progressive for 1987.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2771 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:46 pm to
Gave a painted metallic blue hog skull!
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60201 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:47 pm to
Food poisoning
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 12:53 pm to
Guy I used to work with would always pick a random year or two for the Now That’s What I Call Music CD series. It was random as hell but people would steal it like crazy.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17385 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:03 pm to
Damnit Fox

Where do you find shite like that.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74908 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:05 pm to
Oh Lord. Just found my secret santa gift.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26817 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40403 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:13 pm to
Backstreet Boys CD
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8558 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:15 pm to
To this day I'm still unsure if it was a gag gift, deep down I know she was serious.

When I was about 11, and my brother 8, one of my aunts, fresh off attendance of a Kid Rock concert bought us each a T shirt for Christmas. My brother's shirt was the silhouette of a stripper and said "I support Single Moms". Mine, was a cartoonish depiction of Kid Rock dressed as Uncle Sam with "I Want You to Suck My Balls". My parents were none too thrilled.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49211 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:21 pm to

I found a pic of the OP with all his gag gifts.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33959 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:28 pm to
One year, at a Chinese Christmas party, I got a poster the said "Hauling arse" and had three girls in bikinis in the back of a pick up. Luckily for me, I had my pick of anything someone else had already chosen. I took a Bonsai tree from a young lady and stuck her with the Hauling arse poster.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6112 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 1:31 pm to
Your mom
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3777 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

You know what I got for Christmas last year? It was a banner frickin' year at the old Bender family! I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey! Smoke up Johnny!"


Don't mess with the bull, young man - you'll get the horns.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72198 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 2:03 pm to
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2 years ago, my idiotic female cousin gave out "I'm with her" bumper stickers as a sincere gift.


Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29900 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 2:43 pm to
I think this one would be more popular

Posted by MWMLSU
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2017
131 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:38 pm to
Best received gift - rubber chicken.

Best given gift - Small jar of crushed kidney stones.
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