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re: What’s the best way to deal with women?
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:23 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:23 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Sometimes I fantasize about my wife getting hit by a bus. Is that wrong?
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:24 pm to Uga Alum
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Sometimes I fantasize about my wife getting hit by a bus
If by "bus" you mean someone named Todd or Kevin (or both, Todd and Kevin), my guess is your fantasy is coming true.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:25 pm to LSUfan4444
No I mean a literal bus that drives on wheels.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:27 pm to Uga Alum
Just listen to their statement and once they get too agitated tell them to "calm down". That has always never workr for me.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:27 pm to Uga Alum
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What’s the best way to deal with women?
Try finding one that isn’t 20 years old.
Like a fine wine my man
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:29 pm to DustyDinkleman
Nobody wants old, dried out pussy.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:33 pm to Uga Alum
Just a few questions how old were you when you got married? How many girls did you date before your wife? Did you truly date women or jump into committed relationships? I ask this because I have seen so many friends get in committed relationships with women and then wake in 10 or 15 years of marriage not only not knowing what they like about their wife but also not knowing what they like about themselves.
All that being said, pick your battles not every hill is the one to die on. My hills are religion and some aspects of how to raise the kid…My wife and I were friends for a lot of years before we got together, I’d rather go through hard times with her than good times with anyone else.
All that being said, pick your battles not every hill is the one to die on. My hills are religion and some aspects of how to raise the kid…My wife and I were friends for a lot of years before we got together, I’d rather go through hard times with her than good times with anyone else.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:33 pm to Uga Alum
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Nobody wants old, dried out pussy.
I bet just saying this made her explode
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:37 pm to TheFonz
If it flies, floats, or fricks, rent it
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:38 pm to Uga Alum
I am the Supreme Commander at my house.
I am the Captain of the Ship.
I do not accept any sass or backtalk.
I expect my orders, which I give in writing, to be obeyed.
I am the Captain of the Ship.
I do not accept any sass or backtalk.
I expect my orders, which I give in writing, to be obeyed.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:41 pm to Uga Alum
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Yeah, I do.
Before conversing, ensure that she is fed. If she hasn’t, don’t bother asking her. Just give her the opportunity to eat food “for you”. Let her eat your fries without ordering fries for her. When in a relationship, always buy the large fry, especially when you don’t want fries.
The other pre-requisite is that you should make sure that obvious chores have already been completed. The garbage has been taken out, there’s no big pile of dirty dishes or unfolded laundry, etc.
Ask her if she wants solutions or if she wants to vent. If she wants to vent, DO NOT OFFER SOLUTIONS!!! Your job is just to emotionally react to everything she says in a supportive way. Try to mirror her to the point of being patronizing. Include plenty of “SHE DIDNT!?” “THAT BITCH!!!” “Well, they’re clearly just jealous!” Your job is to validate her emotions. Don’t expect her to be rational, that was never an option. There is an option to provide wine, but this could reduce her to a crying mess just as easily as it could get her in the mood.
Once she has vented her emotions this way, and she has eaten, she will likely be in a much better mood. If she was out of line, she will likely realize that on her own and appreciate you for supporting her. She will feel seen and appreciated and will likely initiate sex so long as an obvious chore doesn’t snap her out of this state and put her back into neurotic “work mode”.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:43 pm to Uga Alum
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Sometimes I fantasize about my wife getting hit by a bus. Is that wrong?
My man yall got issues.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:45 pm to Matt225
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Pay them to leave.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:08 pm to kingbob
Golf clap. Someone’s been there before.
“I don’t want you to solve it I just want you to listen!!!”
“I don’t want you to solve it I just want you to listen!!!”
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:09 pm to Uga Alum
Another totally not gay sounding thread on Tigerdroppings complaining about women.
In other news, it's another day that ends in y.
In other news, it's another day that ends in y.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:12 pm to Uga Alum
You going through something?
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:17 pm to Uga Alum
OP, your topic history regarding women is scary. I feel like you have some trauma, perhaps from a bad relationship with your mom or an ex. Honestly, seek professional help. Best of luck.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:18 pm to Uga Alum
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What’s the best way to deal with women?
1. Tell them to calm down.
2. PIIHB
3. Ask this board for help
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:19 pm to TexasTiger08
It would be troubling if I took his threads remotely seriously. But really I think his threads are a complete work of fiction. I think he's a troll who probably lives in his parent's basement. I have a hard time imagining that he's ever been married.
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