Uga Alum

Texas – ~$2.7T
Florida – ~$1.6T
Georgia – ~$900–950B
North Carolina – ~$800–850B
Virginia – ~$700–750B
Tennessee – ~$500–550B
South Carolina – ~$340–350B
Louisiana – ~$270–300B
Alabama – ~$280–300B
Kentucky – ~$300–325B
Oklahoma – ~$250–275B
Arkansas – ~$180–200B
Mississippi – ~$130–150B

It’s really embarrassing having schools from Arkansas and Mississippi in this conference. We need to replace them with schools from North Carolina and Virginia immediately. Having Mississippi schools in this conference is essentially like having schools from Puerto Rico in the conference.

What’s your all time record against us?

We literally beat you last year and eventually won the SEC because of it. lol.

I’ve seen my school win two national championships and 6 SEC championships in football during my life. What about you?

And what do you have to show for it? A Sugar bowl win? Lol.

Bro. I’m not trying to be a dick but your university is located in arguably the worst state in America. Deep down, you really have to know that you don’t contribute much.

That’s what Ole Miss has to resort to because you don’t know what it is like to win a natty in the only sport that really matters and you never will.

Dude, the North Metro area is very nice. You probably live in Macon.

Yes, I did.

No, Tennessee claims to have more natties in football because they are pathetic like Auburn. Tennessee hasn’t been relevant in football for 30 years. Tennessee only has two legitimate nattys in football. Both UGA and Tennessee have a natty in baseball. UGA has been to the final four. Has Tennessee? Also, Tennessee is a really bad school academically. Most of their graduates run moonshine in the Tennessee hills because the can’t find real jobs.