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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:27 pm to dustytiger123
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:27 pm to dustytiger123
Six feet up is better than 6 feet under.
Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Living the dream.
Go chase a rabbit.
Go play in the middle of the street.
Here's your coat. What's your hurry?
Last one in is a .....
Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Living the dream.
Go chase a rabbit.
Go play in the middle of the street.
Here's your coat. What's your hurry?
Last one in is a .....
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Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:33 pm to dustytiger123
Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:34 pm to meansonny
"Thats crookeder than a dog's dick." - when referring to building/fabricating.
"If you gonna be stupid, you better be tough."
When referring to something that "Thats good enough to get your dick hard." Said that after drinking some ice water.
"If you gonna be stupid, you better be tough."
When referring to something that "Thats good enough to get your dick hard." Said that after drinking some ice water.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:42 pm to dustytiger123
Some of my grandfather’s favorites were:
Pull my finger
I might have been born at night but it wasn’t last night
That’s mighty white of you
He also used to sing a song that started out with “Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole” but he never would tell me the rest of the lyrics. I later found out that it was an old Army song and the next line was something like “So you could see his a-hole”
Pull my finger
I might have been born at night but it wasn’t last night
That’s mighty white of you
He also used to sing a song that started out with “Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole” but he never would tell me the rest of the lyrics. I later found out that it was an old Army song and the next line was something like “So you could see his a-hole”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:55 pm to fleurdelis
Id rather be lost in the fog like a frog on a log, than red on the head like the dick of a dog.,
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:07 pm to Mr Clean
quote:
Bella has a face like a foot and arse breath
FIFY
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:37 pm to X82ndTiger
If I tell you the moon is made of cheese, just bring your crackers.
A hard head makes a soft arse
A hard head makes a soft arse
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:37 pm to dustytiger123
"She's so ugly it looks like she got set on fire and somebody put it out with a wet chain."
I about died the first time I heard my grandpa say that.
I about died the first time I heard my grandpa say that.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:53 pm to Slinger16
quote:
My luck is so bad if it were raining pussy I'd catch one with a dick in it.
im crying
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:57 pm to dustytiger123
My old old man used to say
"I love you."
"I love you."
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:59 pm to dustytiger123
"That'll last about as long as a popcorn fart in hell."
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:00 pm to fr33manator
quote:
“Never trust a fart and never waste a hardon.”
Jack Nicholson in Bucket List.............
Never pass up a chance to go to the restroom, never waste a hardon and NEVER trust a fart.
So true, so true......yeah damn it, all you over 60 years old, admit it.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:02 pm to dustytiger123
Useless as tits on a boar hog..............or...............useless as whale shite on the bottom of the ocean.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:10 pm to dustytiger123
“You could tear up a brand new J. C. Penney crowbar.”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:29 pm to dustytiger123
“If you’re gonna be a liar, you better have a good memory to keep up with the stories you tell”
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:05 am to pilsnerpusher
quote:
Let the hair go with the hide.
Son, if wasn't for screw ups you'd have no ups at all.
He went to take a shite and the hogs at him.
Maybe you better some kerosene on your legs to keep the ants off your candy arse.
I have never heard any of these, and I also have no idea what any of them mean.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:09 am to dustytiger123
"Anything more than 12 ounces is for minorities"
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:19 am to dustytiger123
I believe it was the great Mac Davis who said
" that was more fun than shaving a Bobcat's arse in a phone booth with a cheese grater!"
" that was more fun than shaving a Bobcat's arse in a phone booth with a cheese grater!"
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:27 am to Tigerbythetale
My pawpaw gave an old used car to every male grandson. My sister called him out on it and he said......Sweetie, a man needs a car to drive you around.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:27 am to dustytiger123
If I tell you a rooster dips snuff check under his wing for the can!
Shaking like a dog shittin a peach seed!
He would frick a snake if you held its head!
Shaking like a dog shittin a peach seed!
He would frick a snake if you held its head!
This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 12:33 am
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