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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:17 pm to dustytiger123
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:17 pm to dustytiger123
if i had girl problems my grandpa used to tell me "its the frickin you get for the frickin you got"
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Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:18 pm to dustytiger123
Never marry a woman with big hands, makes your pecker look small.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:28 pm to dustytiger123
You couldn't get laid in women's prison with a fist full of pardons.
I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:29 pm to 2geaux
Stop thinking with your little head.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:15 pm to Hangit
Hornier than a three-balled Tomcat.
Uglier than a mule's arse sewed up with a grapevine
You will never get rich working for someone else
He aint got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of...
Day late and a dollar short
Uglier than a mule's arse sewed up with a grapevine
You will never get rich working for someone else
He aint got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of...
Day late and a dollar short
This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:23 pm to 2geaux
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I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
My dad preferred I’m gonna beat you like a red-headed step child
Also accused my brother of playing the skin flute
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:32 pm to fleurdelis
The graveyards are full of men that thought they were indispensable.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:36 pm to Poker_hog
Always buy your house and rent your women
You’d rather bite a bear in the arse as to frick with me
You’d rather bite a bear in the arse as to frick with me
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:42 pm to dustytiger123
When my Grandfather would see a pregnant woman, he would always say “ I don’t know who she is or where she is from, but I know what she’s been doing “
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:27 pm to Polycarp
"I'm about as fricked up as a snake in a lawn mower."
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:00 pm to dustytiger123
you look like mowed dog shite
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:09 pm to celltech1981
Sweating like a gerbil I a gay bar
Smooth move, exlax
Smooth move, exlax
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:27 pm to dustytiger123
I got a few.
"Wetter than a cow pissin on a flat rock."
"harder than a preacher's pick at a double wedding"
"that girl is so ugly, she looks like a bag of mashed up assholes.."
"bullshite. If that was true I'd kiss your arse on 3rd Street and give you an hour to draw a crowd..."
"I'll knock your dick in the dirt.."
"frick with me and find out."
"I gotta shite so bad, I can taste it."
"Tight as wolf pussy."
"High as giraffe pussy."
I work with a bunch of rednecks. I'll see if I can remember some more.
"Wetter than a cow pissin on a flat rock."
"harder than a preacher's pick at a double wedding"
"that girl is so ugly, she looks like a bag of mashed up assholes.."
"bullshite. If that was true I'd kiss your arse on 3rd Street and give you an hour to draw a crowd..."
"I'll knock your dick in the dirt.."
"frick with me and find out."
"I gotta shite so bad, I can taste it."
"Tight as wolf pussy."
"High as giraffe pussy."
I work with a bunch of rednecks. I'll see if I can remember some more.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:45 pm to dustytiger123
Wind's blowing harder than a sack full of queers
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:57 pm to dustytiger123
That son of a bitch don't know shite from Shinola and that's why his shoes don't shine.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:59 pm to dustytiger123
“Hard as a preacher’s dick”
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:13 pm to dustytiger123
You'd tear up an anvil with a rubber hammer!
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:14 pm to 2geaux
Beat you like a rented mule
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:19 pm to offshoretrash
quote:
Useless as tits on a boar hog
My grandfather used this one atleast once a day, usually while watching the news when Carter was President.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:24 pm to jiffyjohnson
Looking great today!!.......
Old man response:
That’s what they say when you’re in the casket!!
Old man response:
That’s what they say when you’re in the casket!!
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