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dustytiger123
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
689 posts

Whats some good old man sayings: like:
“If that girl had any more freckles she would have to hold em in her hand”

“Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining”

“It was so quiet u could hear a mouse pissing on a cotton ball”


MykTide
Alabama Fan
Member since Jul 2012
18806 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.



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Buck Dancer
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
3734 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
“Stop crying before I give you something to cry about”


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LSUTigerDDS
LSU Fan
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
719 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
A man with a hard dick would go into places that a man with a loaded gun wouldn’t dare.


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biohzrd
LSU Fan
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
3004 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Procrastination is like masterbation. In the end you only screw yourself.


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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
86846 posts
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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
“Never trust a fart and never waste a hardon.”


PipelineBaw
LSU Fan
TX
Member since Jan 2019
677 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Over yonder


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Slinger16
Louisville Fan
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21461 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
My luck is so bad if it were raining pussy I'd catch one with a dick in it.


GambitAUfan
Auburn Fan
Member since Nov 2010
1698 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Can’t swing a dead cat without hitting someone in here

Time to shite or get off the pot



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CHEDBALLZ
New Orleans Saints Fan
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
16655 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written the btm.

My Paw Paw was an old coonass from Chauvin..... when he was talking about a fine woman he would say.... Boy that new woman T-Jo got shes full of eggs, yeah!


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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Feb 2005
132331 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Can you get my balls out my socks for me son
This post was edited on 5/17 at 8:22 pm


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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
86846 posts
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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
My favourite one like that is

“Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.”


JackieTreehorn
Atlanta Braves Fan
Member since Sep 2013
8635 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.


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IAmNERD
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2017
3110 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Old football coach used to say "That's weaker than puppy piss."


Slingscode
Rice Fan
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
657 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Boy, you couldn't get laid in a whole house waiving a hundred dollar boll.


Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
1340 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
If you can’t cut the mustard you can always lick the jar.
This post was edited on 5/17 at 8:28 pm


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Slinger16
Louisville Fan
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21461 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
I'm busier than a three legged cat covering up turds


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jefforize
Atlanta United Fan
Member since Feb 2008
39801 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Find one that knows how to cook because they all know how to frick.


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upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
90126 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
he's as nervous as a nine tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs


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ThatMakesSense
LSU Fan
Texas
Member since Aug 2015
12887 posts

re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime

That's why I poo
On company time


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