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Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:13 pm
“If that girl had any more freckles she would have to hold em in her hand”
“Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining”
“It was so quiet u could hear a mouse pissing on a cotton ball”
“Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining”
“It was so quiet u could hear a mouse pissing on a cotton ball”
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Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:15 pm to dustytiger123
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:15 pm to dustytiger123
“Stop crying before I give you something to cry about”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:16 pm to dustytiger123
A man with a hard dick would go into places that a man with a loaded gun wouldn’t dare.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:16 pm to dustytiger123
Procrastination is like masterbation. In the end you only screw yourself.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:17 pm to dustytiger123
“Never trust a fart and never waste a hardon.”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:18 pm to dustytiger123
Over yonder
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:18 pm to dustytiger123
My luck is so bad if it were raining pussy I'd catch one with a dick in it.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:19 pm to dustytiger123
Can’t swing a dead cat without hitting someone in here
Time to shite or get off the pot
Time to shite or get off the pot
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:20 pm to dustytiger123
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written the btm.
My Paw Paw was an old coonass from Chauvin..... when he was talking about a fine woman he would say.... Boy that new woman T-Jo got shes full of eggs, yeah!
My Paw Paw was an old coonass from Chauvin..... when he was talking about a fine woman he would say.... Boy that new woman T-Jo got shes full of eggs, yeah!
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:21 pm to dustytiger123
Can you get my balls out my socks for me son
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:21 pm to Slinger16
My favourite one like that is
“Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.”
“Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:21 pm to dustytiger123
Powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:21 pm to dustytiger123
Old football coach used to say "That's weaker than puppy piss."
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:25 pm to dustytiger123
Boy, you couldn't get laid in a whole house waiving a hundred dollar boll.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:27 pm to dustytiger123
If you can’t cut the mustard you can always lick the jar.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:27 pm to fr33manator
I'm busier than a three legged cat covering up turds
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:27 pm to dustytiger123
Find one that knows how to cook because they all know how to frick.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:28 pm to dustytiger123
he's as nervous as a nine tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:28 pm to dustytiger123
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poo
On company time
I make a dime
That's why I poo
On company time
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