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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:

Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39097 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:30 pm to
When you fall into a vat of shite, don't open your mouth to scream for help.


I'm her to hand out arse-whippings and lollypops, and I'm all out of lollypops. (RIP RRP)
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7721 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:31 pm to
“Sweating like a whore in church”
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20241 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:31 pm to
I helped bring you into this world, I’ll help take you out
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:32 pm to
This is a very OweO thread
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:32 pm to
Baw, you screw up and I'll whoop the shite out of you, then I'll whoop you for shiteing
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58328 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:33 pm to
Somebody sign Lyn Rollins up now
Posted by LSUBadger
Member since Jan 2014
2238 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:33 pm to
Son, you could F up a one man circle jerk
Posted by Flavius Belisarius
Member since Feb 2016
811 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:34 pm to
“He’s so dumb it takes him an hour and a half to watch ‘60 Minutes’.”

My all time favorite for someone really drunk: ‘he was as fricked up as a soup sandwich.”
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:37 pm to
Now you're chunkin', rock!
Posted by Gold Tiger
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2008
785 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:37 pm to
He's so annoying that he would make a haint climb a thorn tree.
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:37 pm to
shite fire and save the matches
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49112 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:39 pm to
Young whippersnapper
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49112 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:40 pm to
“Got the ole cruise control set on 35, son”
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

old man sayings


Calling a bad driver Jehu.

Saying black people only know how to drive 9 or 90.

I was driving one time with a black friend of mine and he said we only know how to drive 8 or 80. I laughed and said we say the same thing about them.

You couldn't find your butt with both hands.

You could aggravate a fence post

Dead as a door knob
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175796 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:40 pm to
you blacks cant eat here !!!
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49112 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:41 pm to
“Holy cow”

“Jiminy Crickets”
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 8:43 pm
Posted by dustytiger123
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
873 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:42 pm to
“Im as tired as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond”
Posted by dlambe5
Prairieville
Member since Jul 2009
625 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:43 pm to
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have luck at all.
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7040 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:43 pm to
I'm so horny I could frick a fistful of worms

Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:44 pm to
Well frick me running
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