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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:30 pm to Slingscode
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:30 pm to Slingscode
When you fall into a vat of shite, don't open your mouth to scream for help.
I'm her to hand out arse-whippings and lollypops, and I'm all out of lollypops. (RIP RRP)
I'm her to hand out arse-whippings and lollypops, and I'm all out of lollypops. (RIP RRP)
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:31 pm to dustytiger123
“Sweating like a whore in church”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:31 pm to dustytiger123
I helped bring you into this world, I’ll help take you out
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:32 pm to dustytiger123
This is a very OweO thread
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:32 pm to dustytiger123
Baw, you screw up and I'll whoop the shite out of you, then I'll whoop you for shiteing
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:33 pm to dustytiger123
Somebody sign Lyn Rollins up now
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:33 pm to CaptainsWafer
Son, you could F up a one man circle jerk
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:34 pm to dustytiger123
“He’s so dumb it takes him an hour and a half to watch ‘60 Minutes’.”
My all time favorite for someone really drunk: ‘he was as fricked up as a soup sandwich.”
My all time favorite for someone really drunk: ‘he was as fricked up as a soup sandwich.”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:37 pm to dustytiger123
Now you're chunkin', rock!
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:37 pm to dustytiger123
He's so annoying that he would make a haint climb a thorn tree.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:37 pm to dustytiger123
shite fire and save the matches
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:40 pm to dustytiger123
“Got the ole cruise control set on 35, son”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:40 pm to dustytiger123
quote:
old man sayings
Calling a bad driver Jehu.
Saying black people only know how to drive 9 or 90.
I was driving one time with a black friend of mine and he said we only know how to drive 8 or 80. I laughed and said we say the same thing about them.
You couldn't find your butt with both hands.
You could aggravate a fence post
Dead as a door knob
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:40 pm to Mr Clean
you blacks cant eat here !!!
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:41 pm to OWLFAN86
“Holy cow”
“Jiminy Crickets”
“Jiminy Crickets”
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:42 pm to ThatMakesSense
“Im as tired as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond”
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:43 pm to dustytiger123
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have luck at all.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:43 pm to dustytiger123
I'm so horny I could frick a fistful of worms
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