re: What's a random life accomplishment you hold dear that no one gives a shite about

Back in my younger days, I would have qualified for the US Olympic Ping Pong team.

I took a ride down the Amite in a tube and survived.

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That my husband and I are both amazing in bed.

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Be careful what you wish for

The first time I took my wife golfing I aced the first hole. She wasn't impressed but it's still a happy memory for me.

I performed flawlessly at kindergarten graduation, counting to 100 by 10’s.

The girl who got to count to 100 by 1’s said “61” twice. I would have aced that one but the teacher was playing favorites.

Made it from Diamondhead MS to Siegen in 1h 17m.

When I was a junior in high school my math teacher asked me to go to the county math contest. There were 104 schools, and I think you competed against others in your grade. There were a couple of people from my class that had been going every year, but I didn't know it existed until I was asked to go as a junior. So that's 104 schools, and I think the schools were allowed to send a few people per grade, so you're competing against a lot of people. The top ten places in each class got a trophy.

So I came in 10th place in my class and got a trophy on my first try. The other guys who had been going every year didn't get jack shite in all the times they went. I was still pissed that my teachers didn't ask me to go until junior year, and yes, after that I was pretty smug about that trophy with the straight-A students who had been going every year. I still have that trophy.

I got 5's on every AP test I took in High School. AP European History, AP US History, AP Economics and AP Literature. When I switched majors after my freshman year I didnt lose any progress because of this which was kinda nice. For AP European History I didnt take in in 10th grade like the rest of my classmates because I heard the teacher was a retard. A new teacher took it over my senior year that I had had 3 classes with already (World History, AP US and a WW2 Class) and he asked me to sign up and take it with him and help some of the 10th graders adjust to the class and what was required. Best teacher I ever had

I was in a mildly successful punk rock band from the time I was 14 through 25ish. We started out as just four friends that went to high school together (in a tiny class of 80 people) and ended up getting a record deal and touring after about 6-7 years of playing shows all around Arkansas and the surrounding states.

We disbanded after recording our first full length album because the lead singer and bassist didn't like touring and wanted to go home to their girlfriends at the time. I was pissed.

The pinnacles of my short career as a musician were: buying our first food with money we earned playing a gig, getting recognized in an AT&T store while paying my phone bill, having sex outdoors with a "groupie" in Texas that had just watched us play, and opening for Fallout Boy and Panic! At the Disco before they were big

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That my husband and I are both amazing in bed.

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I had a "wife" who did this in bed too while she waited on me to finish.



Sometimes she wrote letters too...