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re: What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

Posted on 11/29/21 at 11:05 am to
Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
681 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 11:05 am to
Remove the tags from my mattress and pillows!!
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29042 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 11:10 am to
Figure out a way to clone myself...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71525 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Enjoy the peace and quiet.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1022 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 11:11 am to
Ten
This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 12:55 pm
Posted by G Khan
the basin
Member since Mar 2007
494 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 11:42 am to
Get my kicks in however I could. Would take a long, long time to figure out how to live.
Posted by massilsu
Oz
Member since Sep 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 1:54 pm to
watch porn 24/7
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11087 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 2:07 pm to
High end sex doll and blow.

But before I could locate those things I would start off with a Wilson volleyball. I hear those work wonders for the lonely.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4094 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 2:19 pm to
This situation is way more fun to be the last man on earth instead of the last person on earth lol
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70291 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

According to some girl back in high school, I still wouldn’t get laid.
I'll bet her line started with "If you were the last BOY on Earth..."



OP: I'd have a pretty damn good Coin Collection.

Maybe figure out how to fly/boat/sail to Europe
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
28660 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 2:38 pm to
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Why not an AFB and try to fly an F-22 - if you're going to go out - go out with some style



I mean just go get in the F-22 and fly around for a while and pull the cord for the ejection seat
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3339 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 2:39 pm to
If there was power, load up a JUGS machine and gas...go to every MLB park and take BP.

If there was no power, load up on gas, find a motor home and travel everywhere I wanted to go if the road allowed and fish/hunt until I dropped dead.
This post was edited on 11/29/21 at 2:43 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5734 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 4:34 pm to
sex robot.
Posted by Tigear
Scotland
Member since Sep 2019
799 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 4:53 pm to
I would be supremely interested to see what happens to the wildlife population.

In 2-3 years the numbers of rodents & small game would likely increase by a factor of at least 5. Then in 4-5 years the big game numbers start coming back. You'd definitely need to be carrying a high powered high rounds rifle + sidearm basically anytime you went outside.

Fish population would be unreal. Would be able to catch some seriously massive redfish + speckled trout after 2-3 years for sure.

How long do mosquito repellant products last in the can? After a year or more, the bugs would be nearly unbearable.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19109 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 6:07 pm to
I’d go metal detecting at every national park battlefield.

Wait, what caused this - aliens? Or is this some scenario like I am Legend? If that’s the case, I’d have a tank. And a safe house with a panic room so those blasted things can’t enter. Then I’d visit every gun store And stock up, but then would have to be careful because those bastards could be in there.

Are dogs allowed?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49088 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:49 pm to
Actually..

Id make my way to where the star wars masters are, I'd re-edit the original films putting right where once went wrong. Then I'd delete the sequel trilogy + Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, ghostbusters 2016 and quote a few more..

Id make RC cars using full size Lamborghinis, F22s, steam rollers and tanks. Id eradicate the world of hip hop, numetal, post-grunge, pop, easy listening and contemporary R&B. Id go door to door, car to car, burning it all in the streets. Id turn louisiana prisons into growhouses.

Id draw my own history of mankind on mountains in case aliens ever find this planet, or intelligent life one day forms..using OT members to represent characters in the stories and new-biblical tales I come up with.
Posted by BR92
Member since Apr 2021
989 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:15 pm to
take a nap
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6039 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 9:39 pm to
Plant a garden. I need to eat.

Then, post on TD 24/7.
Posted by Baws
Member since Jan 2020
520 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 10:55 pm to
Shelter in place until the curve was bent and it was safe to go outside again.
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4306 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:34 am to
Turn out the lights.
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 1:18 am to
Fix everything and make sure we never deal with this shitshow again
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