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Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:47 pm to Hitchslap
Watching some midget's older sister get pissed her sister blew some guy at a party. Apparently she was not quite 18. His response when confronted still makes me laugh, "she looked like a full grown midget."
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:51 pm to Hitchslap
Halloween party with a bounce house. There were about 10 people just chilling inside it and a girl starts riding the shite out of a guy dressed like Beetlejuice. I went to get out, walked by him, and he looked at me with a big arse “ITS SHOWTIME” smile on his face
Went to another party where my ex wife’s younger sister filled up plastic swimming pools with ramen noodles. Lots of girls wresting in them
Went to another party where my ex wife’s younger sister filled up plastic swimming pools with ramen noodles. Lots of girls wresting in them
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:54 pm to Hitchslap
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What was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at a party?
I was at a pub crawl and this drunk Mexican man and woman were fighting. He tried to hug her and she accepted the hug at first but then she suddenly remembered they were fighting so she grabbed his arm and bit the frick out of his forearm.
There just happened to be a cop riding by on a bike right when it happened and he saw it.
Black guy behind me said "Oh, shite! That n***a done been nipped!"

Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:56 pm to Hitchslap
A local face painting clown that some of you have brought your children to see on kids nights at local restaurants was giving a dude she just met a blow job in a back room.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:56 pm to Hitchslap
People at this party decided to dump a hundred or so pounds of dry ice into an indoor pool and jump in. People died. It was lit.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:56 pm to Hitchslap
One night at the barracks, this one guy (who was kind of the bullied kid of his platoon) got locked in his room when someone attached a ratchet strap to his doorknob and ratchet its own to the opposing wall. He was locked in his room an entire Friday night while we got drunk in the courtyard.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:58 pm to Hitchslap
quote:I once saw a married couple talking to each other...
What was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at a party?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:01 pm to madamsquirrel
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A local face painting clown that some of you have brought your children to see on kids nights at local restaurants was giving a dude she just met a blow job in a back room.
Maybe she just wanted her face painted, too.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:03 pm to Hitchslap
Dude rolled in to party and tried to start shite with a guy he had dealt drugs to (claimed he had been shorted).
Our buddy confronted him, dealer pulled knife on my friend. Friend swiftly secured knife, pulls dealer towards him violently and head butts him so hard it knocks him out.
shite was like a movie.
Our buddy confronted him, dealer pulled knife on my friend. Friend swiftly secured knife, pulls dealer towards him violently and head butts him so hard it knocks him out.
shite was like a movie.
This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:07 pm to Hitchslap
Yall making me feel like my college experience was nothing with some of yall stories.
But in the middle of a party I saw some folks having sex in the corner. Yes it was dark and a lot of people were there, but they were obvious as shite witb both of there pants down.
It was uncomfortable as shite to see. They were both very drunk obviously. But she was extremely out of it.I still wonder if I witnessed a rape, or if I should have did something besides ignore it...
But in the middle of a party I saw some folks having sex in the corner. Yes it was dark and a lot of people were there, but they were obvious as shite witb both of there pants down.
It was uncomfortable as shite to see. They were both very drunk obviously. But she was extremely out of it.I still wonder if I witnessed a rape, or if I should have did something besides ignore it...
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:10 pm to Hitchslap
In college at Ole Miss me and my roommates hosted a party at my house. It was the closest to campus and our fraternity had just got stuck with probation for hazing. There were over 100 people there.
My buddy lit a shot of everclear on fire with the intention of drinking it. He lost his nerve holding the shot and it started to burn his hand. He ran towards the door the throw it outside to get rid of it. Unknown to him someone had ordered some pizza and the delivery boy was standing outside the front door
The flaming shot was accidentally thrown onto delivery boy’s foot. Caught his foot and pants on fire. He calls the cops and gives the address claiming “people are throwing Molotov cocktails at him”
Like 6 cop cars show up and block the driveway. Most people at the party run into the woods in my back yard. Me and one other roommate have the balls to deal with the cops and somehow talk our way out of no one being arrested.
Word spread quick and our house was banned from ordering take out until we moved out of the house.
My buddy lit a shot of everclear on fire with the intention of drinking it. He lost his nerve holding the shot and it started to burn his hand. He ran towards the door the throw it outside to get rid of it. Unknown to him someone had ordered some pizza and the delivery boy was standing outside the front door
The flaming shot was accidentally thrown onto delivery boy’s foot. Caught his foot and pants on fire. He calls the cops and gives the address claiming “people are throwing Molotov cocktails at him”
Like 6 cop cars show up and block the driveway. Most people at the party run into the woods in my back yard. Me and one other roommate have the balls to deal with the cops and somehow talk our way out of no one being arrested.
Word spread quick and our house was banned from ordering take out until we moved out of the house.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:11 pm to Hitchslap
Spring break Panama City. Some dude jumped off the third floor balcony into the pool.
He missed the pool.
He didn't walk away. Pretty sure he didn't do anything ever again honestly.
He missed the pool.
He didn't walk away. Pretty sure he didn't do anything ever again honestly.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:17 pm to Hitchslap
I was the one doing the craziest thing that everyone else has ever seen.....
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:18 pm to Hitchslap
Went to a party at a house with a large balcony. Most people were hanging out on the balcony, but I decided to go take a leak. Both bathrooms were occupied, so I just went downstairs to piss in the yard.
Midstream, I heard a loud crack and pop. I jumped and looked back just in time to see the balcony come crashing down.
Several people were banged up, one guy who jumped broke his leg and the balcony fell on two cars, destroying them.
I had a wet pants leg.
Midstream, I heard a loud crack and pop. I jumped and looked back just in time to see the balcony come crashing down.
Several people were banged up, one guy who jumped broke his leg and the balcony fell on two cars, destroying them.
I had a wet pants leg.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 pm to OBReb6
That’s sounds like every SAE party I ever went to at Ole Miss minus the pound of Coke. Lol. I may still want to be a Judge or something one day so I will pass on this other than to say, most of these were typical parties in the 80s. (Lol) I cant remember how many fires I had to put out from everclear and moonshine mishaps but it is enough to get a Smokey Bear Badge.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:22 pm to Hitchslap
Dude dropped enough acid to think he was an orange and people were coming to peel him. Also not really crazy but my friend's dumb drunk arse walked into this girls room while she was fricking some other girl and asked them where he could take a piss 

Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:29 pm to Hitchslap
Well..being as how it was the 60-70s..too many to rely
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:35 pm to SalE
Not sure if craziest, but probably funniest was watching someone walk straight into a window from outside, busting the glass with his face. He had no idea a window was there. This was in high school and of course he was freaking out on what he was going to do if he had a cut (somehow he didn’t).
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