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Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:33 pm to illuminatic
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we had the same substitute pretty frequently in HS. He was an old war vet
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He told an Asian student something about how he probably killed her grandparents in the war or some shite.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:33 pm to Pectus
some kid took my math teacher's keys out of her desk and moved her bmw to the other side of campus. she was pissed.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:36 pm to Pectus
I'm gonna switch it up a bit.
My senior year at a small school I had a western civ teacher who was rumored to be banging several of the female teachers and would purposefully wear those 80's frat daddy faded jeans so tight that his dick outline was there for the entire class to see. This dude was hung like a horse and was proud as frick about it, and before you crack a gay joke this was impossible to ignore and had become a running observation over the whole school. He would stand lecturing with one foot on a the bottom rung of a stool and proudly display his shite to the world.
Last couple weeks of school we're all getting cocky (no pun intended) cause near all of us have our schollies lined up and we give zero fricks. We're waiting in class to take our final exam all talking, and this socially awkward dude sees an opportunity to make a joke. He grabs a pair of socks out of his soccer bag and stuffs them down the front of his pants and assumes the stance at the front. He does his best impression of the teacher, sock-dick bulging, while the whole class is laughing hysterically.
Bout that time the teacher walks in. He looks at the student, the whole room goes silent, and the kid walks back to his desk. Not a single word is spoken as the final exam is being passed out, until he gets to this kid's desk. The kid mutters "Dr. Curtis, you know I have the utmost respect for you." The teacher pauses, lays the exam flat on his desk and continues to the next student. He walks to the front of the room, puts his foot on the stool, and looks over the room and says, "you can start."
My senior year at a small school I had a western civ teacher who was rumored to be banging several of the female teachers and would purposefully wear those 80's frat daddy faded jeans so tight that his dick outline was there for the entire class to see. This dude was hung like a horse and was proud as frick about it, and before you crack a gay joke this was impossible to ignore and had become a running observation over the whole school. He would stand lecturing with one foot on a the bottom rung of a stool and proudly display his shite to the world.
Last couple weeks of school we're all getting cocky (no pun intended) cause near all of us have our schollies lined up and we give zero fricks. We're waiting in class to take our final exam all talking, and this socially awkward dude sees an opportunity to make a joke. He grabs a pair of socks out of his soccer bag and stuffs them down the front of his pants and assumes the stance at the front. He does his best impression of the teacher, sock-dick bulging, while the whole class is laughing hysterically.
Bout that time the teacher walks in. He looks at the student, the whole room goes silent, and the kid walks back to his desk. Not a single word is spoken as the final exam is being passed out, until he gets to this kid's desk. The kid mutters "Dr. Curtis, you know I have the utmost respect for you." The teacher pauses, lays the exam flat on his desk and continues to the next student. He walks to the front of the room, puts his foot on the stool, and looks over the room and says, "you can start."
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:39 pm to Pectus
I'm a former cop who was forced to quit and teach public school in downtown Baltimore. I ended getting a class full of kids that were violent and had no intention to learn. One of my first days there a girl cut another girl with a box cutter. I was pretty close to melting down. Lucky one of the kids, named Dookie, and I became close. I even let them use my computer to buy candy bars off the internet!! lol
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:39 pm to Pectus
My History teacher in High School got REALLY pissed off when a student ordered and got a pizza during class.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:42 pm to soccerfüt
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My History teacher in High School got REALLY pissed off when a student ordered and got a pizza during class.
Whaaat a dick!
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:43 pm to Pectus
My B-session summer ECON professor was a doc candidate. He had finished his dissertation and was awaiting the results of his defense. He got it and showed up bombed to class the next morning. A phone went off, he said frick this shite, see yall at the final which was that Friday. (It was Tuesday) we went to chimes with him to celebrate. We all passed.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:44 pm to Pectus
I went to an unnamed all boys catholic middle school in NOLA- couple instances come to mind.
6th grade-One time a kid was sleeping in class, the teacher flipped the desk over with him in it.
5th grade- two kids were talking in class- the teacher walked up from behind them and picked them up out of their desks, and harshly reminded them to never do that again. He then dropped them on top of their desks. Kids never chatted again in class
There's no way in hell that kind of teaching will be repeated in the US.
6th grade-One time a kid was sleeping in class, the teacher flipped the desk over with him in it.
5th grade- two kids were talking in class- the teacher walked up from behind them and picked them up out of their desks, and harshly reminded them to never do that again. He then dropped them on top of their desks. Kids never chatted again in class
There's no way in hell that kind of teaching will be repeated in the US.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:49 pm to Pectus
Andrew Christie, Accounting professor at LSU, Spring 2011.
I think the dude was having some major health issues because he would come to class all pale and sweaty. Half the time he would cancel class or come in really late. He'd try to write on the projector and he was so shakey you couldn't read anything.
Someone must have complained because one day the head of the accounting department, Sam Tiras, came in to observe a class. Christie had a straight meltdown in front of the whole class saying he wasnt teaching a damn thing until Tiras got his arse out the classroom. When he refused, Christie just stormed out and didn't come back. Very weird day.
I think the dude was having some major health issues because he would come to class all pale and sweaty. Half the time he would cancel class or come in really late. He'd try to write on the projector and he was so shakey you couldn't read anything.
Someone must have complained because one day the head of the accounting department, Sam Tiras, came in to observe a class. Christie had a straight meltdown in front of the whole class saying he wasnt teaching a damn thing until Tiras got his arse out the classroom. When he refused, Christie just stormed out and didn't come back. Very weird day.
This post was edited on 5/7/15 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:50 pm to Pectus
English Professor at LSU told the class he wanted us to write a paper on why Communism is good. A couple of us told him he could kiss our arse among other things.
After most of the class threatened to go the dean with this bs assignment he hastily dismissed the class and said this was not a real class, this was voluntary, whatever the hell that meant.
Prior to this assignment he used communism as examples in other classes which was strange to some of us. But he never mentioned communism the rest of the semester after the above incident. Actually, there was always tension in the class afterwards. One guy told a few of us him and another guy confronted the professor about that night and threatened to whip his arse. Don't know if true or not.
After most of the class threatened to go the dean with this bs assignment he hastily dismissed the class and said this was not a real class, this was voluntary, whatever the hell that meant.
Prior to this assignment he used communism as examples in other classes which was strange to some of us. But he never mentioned communism the rest of the semester after the above incident. Actually, there was always tension in the class afterwards. One guy told a few of us him and another guy confronted the professor about that night and threatened to whip his arse. Don't know if true or not.
This post was edited on 5/7/15 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:51 pm to Pectus
Had a female instructor at LSU who would come in on a daily basis and ask students if they had pain meds. One day she comes in, stands in front of the class, starts crying saying that she couldn't do this and cancelled class. Needless to say we had a TA teach the rest of the semester...
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:51 pm to Pectus
My French teacher just got up in the middle of class and never came back.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:52 pm to td01241
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td01241
Congrats for watching the wire
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:52 pm to NYNolaguy1
Worked at a school. Witnessed a "hippiechick" english teacher arrive 40 minutes late to her first class. She was drunk/high on something. She was beyond WASTED! Made the class go into the courtyard and pick the beautiful flowers (they were dandelions) while she sang and read her own poetry. Later that day she was arrested for blowing her BF in the parking lot and having drugs in her car.
No lie
No lie
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:54 pm to Pectus
I went to an all boys high school, and we had a young teacher who we found out had an illegitimate child from some old newspaper article. Kids would randomly shout out things like, "What's your kid's name?"
But she always ignored it. One day a kid asked her, and she straight up said she didn't. The next day, someone put a printed version of the article on her desk. It was pretty fricked up.
But she always ignored it. One day a kid asked her, and she straight up said she didn't. The next day, someone put a printed version of the article on her desk. It was pretty fricked up.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:56 pm to CP3
What's the wire?
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:03 pm to Pectus
Had a Chemistry teacher my freshman year at LSU and he was roughly 300 hundred pounds and had a horrible temper. One day stopped his lecture because 2 guys were talking and made them stand up and apologize to the class. When they did he didnt "believe their apology" and went effin nuts and started swearing and throwing papers. He ended class and told us we were all on our own for the test which was in a few days.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:04 pm to chillygentilly
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Someone must have complained because one day the head of the accounting department, Sam Tiras, came in to observe a class. Christie had a straight meltdown saying he wasnt teaching a damn thing till until the Tiras got his arse out the classroom. When he refused, Christie just stormed out and didn't come back. Very weird day.
When Sam Tiras is the normal one in your story youve gone next level. Dude got demoted for banging his TA which is the shocker of the century given that hes the one of the most questionable heterosexuals ive ever encountered.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:04 pm to Pectus
one that slammed his door regularly, but he got fired when he grabbed a kid by the back of the neck, slammed him into his seat, and told him to sit the frick down and shut the frick up.
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